You didn’t miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I’m no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week.
I apperated some Bitter Posts.
I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, heck even an air strike…against the government.
Then I talked about things that make me Bitterly Scared like hair, bread, couches, and other scary things.
The end of the week brought about a scary new thing called Fogtober. Now that I am seeing all these posts about scariness, I think it is time to go back to more bitterness next week. Bitter note to self almost forgotten already.
Let just move on to Bitter Twitters you missed this week:
If that isn’t enough to make you bitter, here are some bitter pictures:
One last way to get more bitter. For those of you that are new to the Bitter Blog, check out some of my pages at the top. I started a school called Ben’s B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness where I help small children get a head start on bitterness at a young age at a price that will make their parents bitter at me.
I put up awards I’ve received from people who had no idea what they were doing.
I occasionally do Bitter Reviews of things that no on cares about on my Bitter Reviews page (this may be why I am called The King of Obvious as well as King of Bitter.)
I started a Television Network called the Bitter Entertainment Network of B.E.N. for short. So far I have one news broadcast and one blooper episode of that news broadcast. It’s is rich with content I know. Don’t be jealous.
It’s a lot of bitter to take, I know, but if you don’t like it, do like 6.99999 billion people do and don’t read or participate, and not miss me….with your bad aim.
Bitter Bad Aim Ben
- If you are Bitter and Lazy like me you missed it…. (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all) (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- Fogtober (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)