For those with bad aim.
You didn’t miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I’m no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week.
I apperated some Bitter Posts.
I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, heck even an air strike…against the government.
Then I talked about things that make me Bitterly Scared like hair, bread, couches, and other scary things.
The end of the week brought about a scary new thing called Fogtober. Now that I am seeing all these posts about scariness, I think it is time to go back to more bitterness next week. Bitter note to self almost forgotten already.
Let just move on to Bitter Twitters you missed this week:
If that isn’t enough to make you bitter, here are some bitter pictures:
I was seeing things this week.
Having a crappy week….
And people drove me up the wall.
One last way to get more bitter. For those of you that are new to the Bitter Blog, check out some of my pages at the top. I started a school called Ben’s B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness where I help small children get a head start on bitterness at a young age at a price that will make their parents bitter at me.
I put up awards I’ve received from people who had no idea what they were doing.
I occasionally do Bitter Reviews of things that no on cares about on my Bitter Reviews page (this may be why I am called The King of Obvious as well as King of Bitter.)
I started a Television Network called the Bitter Entertainment Network of B.E.N. for short. So far I have one news broadcast and one blooper episode of that news broadcast. It’s is rich with content I know. Don’t be jealous.
It’s a lot of bitter to take, I know, but if you don’t like it, do like 6.99999 billion people do and don’t read or participate, and not miss me….with your bad aim.
Arrrrgggghhhh
Bitter Bad Aim Ben
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Most of the time people disappoint me because they did finish what they were going to say.
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I would edit this to just say, “People disappoint me all the time.”
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Love the Santa photo, with my luck, I’m getting “USED” toilet paper for Christmas! 😦
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Guess you better not be naughty or you will face that possibility.
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The Santa photo. HAHAHA where do you find this stuff.
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In my very public stash called the internet. Besides my blog, the best source of bitterness (pictures or otherwise) is Google.
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if people make you bitter, we can irritate you just by showing up right? 🙂
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You got it. It doesn’t take much.
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Lol, love the comments. Especially the used toilet paper, I might need to get some and wrap it up as a great extra gift idea.:)
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Yeah, we get some pretty clever people around here. That’s why I make them do all the content while I just sit here and make people bitter about things.
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Bitterness abounds….Just read (scanned) a post from a (boring) blog I sort of (try not to) follow who claims he now has 8,000 followers between his blog and his FB friends/followers. Not a typo – 8K.
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8k followers probably means they are even famous for something or they bought their followers. (Besides you of course.)
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TV? Tweeting? Blog? and still bitter??? Jeesh.
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The media is the fastest way to spread the bitterness.
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You were really on a roll with those twitter comments. If I had a twitter account I would definitely follow you, but I don’t so….
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I guess maybe you should think about getting a twitter account so I can make fun of your tweets.
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I loved your October 24th tweet about not finishing what you……
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Wait you didn’t finish what you were going to sa
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