You may have noticed that I wasn't blogging last week.  It's because I was on vacation.  So just so you know, vacations make me so bitter.  For instance, I plan and I plan for months and months to go to Hawaii.  And by plan, I mean my wife tells me when we will go and … Continue reading Vacation bitterness

The Lakers make me so bitter.  There is a reason why the Lakers are the team that people love to hate.  As much as I can't stand Kobe Bryant for his arrogance and his pure dislike of other people that stand in his way of total domination, that isn't it.   As any sports fan knows the Lakers … Continue reading Los Angeles Laker Bitterness

Social media makes me so bitter.  It has been said that if you aren't on the major social media vehicles that you don't exist.   As a bitter person, I know that I don't exist and I don't need some social thing telling everyone that I don't.  I mean what happened to the old days where … Continue reading Social Media bitterness

Hollywood makes me so bitter.  It's always hogging the spotlight from every other town.  I mean for some reason Hollywood takes credit for all the movies made in the world.  I mean what about poor Studio City or even Los Angeles.  Do you have any idea how bitter LA is knowing that you have some … Continue reading Hollywood Bitterness

The hunger games make me so bitter.   I kept waiting the whole movie to see the food that they would get rewarded for when they won the games (On the bitter blog I put spoiler warnings after I spoil it for you, so as to allow you to share in the bitterness).  Not one grape, not an … Continue reading Hunger Games Review Bitterness

The lottery makes me so bitter.  Why do I have put down my bitter earned money just to buy a ticket?  Shouldn't the lottery just be something where the president just picks a number between 1 and 350,000,000 and whoever's citizen number that is gets the money? They just make it so complicated!  I mean who has time … Continue reading Lottery Bitterness

Quotes make me so bitter.  Let's just admit it.  Most of the inspirational quotes we read are from dead guys.  How do we even know that they said them? It's not like they can prove it right?  And most of them are about how we should do stuff and not let days pass by without … Continue reading Quote Bitterness

Cats make me so bitter.  Yeah.

March makes me so bitter.  I mean just admit it March, you try to play it off but you know it is true.  You are not March madness, you are March Bitterness.  Try as you might to get us to believe that you are mad just doesn't fly with me.  Take the NCAA's for instances.  … Continue reading March Bitterness

I decided to start the bitternet because so many people use this thing called the internet to spread joy and information and whatever.  The bitternet is a more focused platform used particularly for the spreading of the virus of bitterness. So feel free to move about and talk amongst the bittermen and bitterwomen of the … Continue reading The bitternet

Boxes make me so bitter.  Boxes like to mock you with their perfectly straight lines and they square or rectangle looking shapes.  For a word that is used to be thinking outside of boxes sure aren't very creative.  They always seem to have the same few shapes.  How about a box that is shaped like … Continue reading Box bitterness

Colors make me so bitter.  I've been told on many occasions that a color I thought was green was actually seafoam.  And a color I thought was pink was salmon.  Bullcrap!  Why do colors insist on being individuals.  They should all be lumped into like 8 or 10 colors we have come to be bitter … Continue reading Color bitterness

Yeah I know.  We are all bitter about babies.  You know the crying, the spitting up, the pooping.  There is universal bitterness about that.  But my bitterness about babies is this. Why do we baby them?  I mean just because they are a little "young", they don't think they should have to contribute around the … Continue reading Baby Bitterness

Don't get me started on how bitter I am about traffic.  Too late.  I only have one problem with traffic.  Others.  If I was the only one on the road I would make it to work in 20 minutes and I could text people without being told I was doing something bad.  On the way … Continue reading Traffic Bitterness

Power outages make me so bitter.  Why must they rob me of my electricity?  I need electricity, I crave electricity.  If I don't have electricity my video games don't work, the television doesn't work and my lights don't work.  Even my refrigerator doesn't work.  How am I supposed to be lazy and not move from … Continue reading Power outage bitterness

Some letters make me so bitter.  Like Q for instance.  Look, we all have our preferences about who we like to hang out with, and most of us don't have a choice who we work with.  The old letter Q not only doesn't seem to work that much,  (How often do you use a word … Continue reading Letter Bitterness

Daylight savings time makes me so bitter.  First of all, who decided that it was necessary to add or subtract an hour in March and October?  Or is it November? And who is the person in charge of deciding when it happens?  Is it the Mayans or the President of Time Management? Stop stealing time … Continue reading Daylight Savings time bitterness

I am so bitter about Carbon.  I mean first they want to copy everything you do.  I have some in my checkbook.  Not cool to copy all my personal info, Carbon.  And second, Carbon is half of Carbon Monoxide, which is a killer way to make someone not feel so good.  What did we ever … Continue reading Carbon bitterness

They say coffee has a bitter taste.  Just take a look at this lady and tell me it isn't.  I've never tasted it, and I don't need to.  For some reason people in this area think I need to and that makes me bitter.  Why wake up to coffee when you have a nice hot cup of bitterness … Continue reading Coffee bitterness

    For the longest time, I ordered stuffed crust pizza, because only the bitterest of people like me, don't like cheese in the crust of their pizza.  That and people that don't like calories or whatever.  Then like 4 years later, I realized that they give you the thin crust pizza.  That makes me … Continue reading Pizza Bitterness