It's Friday again, which means I stop working at noon. But I need to get a head start, so I've actually stop working already. How else am I going to squeeze in an 8 hour nap or two? I'm actually pretty bitter that they made me show up at work at all. Really what I … Continue reading Friday Pictures Bitterness
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The Bitter Failure of Sports
One day when I was at home and I got a phone call. I was surprised because I never get phone calls at home, or anywhere else for that matter. I picked up the phone using my most bitter voice, since I was so rudely being interupted from doing nothing. "Hi, this is Chris* from Sports Illustrated … Continue reading The Bitter Failure of Sports
Bitter 5K
One time I had a dream (not an aspiration in life, but the sleeping kind) in which I was being chased by zombies or a generic federal agent (I don't remember. My dreams are so lame, bitter and unremarkable, that I wonder why I bother sleeping at all.). The agent or zombie kept trying to … Continue reading Bitter 5K
In case you missed the Bitterness…
Some Friday Bloopers and Work Advice.... The Inaugural Hall of Bitterness inductees were dishonored in my 200th post.... The US News and World Report Bitterness Best US College was debunked.... Some tweets... https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/378235854252044288 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377866206310461440 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377865709629366272 Bitterest comments of the week... If I knew when to quit, I would have died 40 years ago. - Floridaborne … Continue reading In case you missed the Bitterness…
Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMNslVwrqM This week has felt really heavy, with 9/11 occuring and me staring off into the abyss at work yesterday. It gets a little tiring being bitter about work and tragedy, so I think I will move on to bigger and bitter stuff. It's Freakin Friday(the 13th) so I think I will be bitter about lighter things like … Continue reading Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness
U.S. News and World Report Top US Colleges Bitterness
I was reading the Internet yesterday (I will review this interesting novel when I finish it, I.E. never) and I got to the part where they were reviewing Colleges in the US News and World Report. According to the article there was a huge upset of Harvard by a small private college named Princeton. Seems Harvard … Continue reading U.S. News and World Report Top US Colleges Bitterness
Hall of Bitterness
Because it is my 200th post, I've decided that it is about time that I start my own Hall of Bitterness. Besides, it is that time of year again (by again I mean the first time), where we dishonor the most Bitter People on the Planet that I call the United Countries of Bitterness(UCB) because earth is too … Continue reading Hall of Bitterness
Friday Friday Friday Picture Bitterness
As we come to the end of yet another first week of school, I think about the fact that this is my son's first full half week of half days of "real school" known as kindergarten. Every week this will make me more bitter because he already closing the gap on how much smarter I am … Continue reading Friday Friday Friday Picture Bitterness
Rescue show Bitterness
I've got an issue with something. I know right? There's a first for everything. Just pay attention because this is really important to me and no one else. I watch a lot of things on television, mostly from my peripheral because I'm almost always on my laptop reading what smart people have to say (bloggers) … Continue reading Rescue show Bitterness
First Day of School Bitterness
There are two things I have learned about The Simpsons over my years of watching the Simpsons. First, when I started watching the show, I always thought that Bart was the star. He had all the catchphrases, like "Eat my shorts!" and "Don't have a cow!" and "Cowabunga!" that made him seem like the main character. But after … Continue reading First Day of School Bitterness
Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
This week I took two days off, because I felt like not working. After today I will have only worked 3 days this week. The lesson I have learned? This should be the normal workweek. 3 days should be the amount of days we work and 4 days should be the amount of days we have … Continue reading Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
Golden Corral Bitterness
Isn't it everyone's dream to have it all? The nice car, the nice house, and the nice family and even a picket fence? Not my dream either. In the arena of food, that is what the lure of an all you can eat, all different kinds of food, buffet style restaurant is all about. We are suckers and we were … Continue reading Golden Corral Bitterness
Birch Bay Bitterness
I'm old and bitter and in need of not working all the time. Unfortunately, it takes a lot of bitter food and water to maintain this bitterly taken care of physique, so I have a job that pays for just enough of that (food and water). I get just enough vacation to keep me from … Continue reading Birch Bay Bitterness
Friday Work Pictures Bitterness
It's the beginning of another bitter day of work and I always like to start my day by saying, "Is it time to go home yet?" I mean really, the only thing I can't stand about my job is the 8 hours of work I have to do every day. And the drive in, where I … Continue reading Friday Work Pictures Bitterness
Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)
As a lifelong ignorer of news, I usually have no idea what is happening in Bosnia or Washington DC or even Seattle. Sure I've heard of the occasional Disney princess (Miley Virus anyone?) going awry or the forecast of an actual sunny day in Seattle, but the news interferes with me playing video games or napping, which are way more … Continue reading Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)
Dogs next door Review
I think by now most people know how bitter neighborhood kids make me. They smell, they steal food ask for food all the time, and play video games all day long (that is my job, not theirs). The worst part is that they have parents that ignore them much better than I do with mine. … Continue reading Dogs next door Review
Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Doesn't it make you bitter when you are trying to take a picture of something and someone photobombs your perfectly terrible and blurry picture? I was trying to take a picture of my toe and this T-shirt totally photobombed my picture. It came out of nowhere, jumped in my photo, acted like a jerk, then left, … Continue reading Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Quote Bitterizing
You all have at least one of these pain in the bitter people as a Facebook friends. It's not the boring pictures friend, or the promote their child's terrible talent recital friend, or the overshare about whatever "procedure" they are having that I don't want to know about friend, or the brag about their vacation to Hawaii … Continue reading Quote Bitterizing
Pillow: My Bitter Review
As a life long Lover of Laziness (or LOL) and Layer on Leather (also LOL) I have a few essentials when it comes to being a human slug. Of course, the couch is pretty essential, but honestly most couches will do. Also, when it comes to covers, sure a nice blanket helps, but not year … Continue reading Pillow: My Bitter Review
Lost and Found Bitterness
Gather around bitter people. I want to tell you a myth, which is a greek word meaning "stories about stuff that didn't really happen but is supposed to teach us a lesson". Myths teach us lessons about weakness (Achilles Heel), about not turning to stone by looking at a crazy lady with snakes for hair, and not flying too close to … Continue reading Lost and Found Bitterness
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