Some people might not call me unlucky, but they would be wrong. It is all about perspective. Some may say that I am lucky that I have a job. I say I'm unlucky that I have to work here. Some may call me lucky because I have enough money for food, and sometimes water. I … Continue reading Unlucky Friday Picture Bitterness
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Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Thanksgiving time is upon us, which means that most people will either take advantage of other people's hospitality and eat their food, take up space on their couch and leave way later than they should have leaving nothing but turkey bones and leftover scents(not the potporri variety) or they will have to host someone who … Continue reading Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Line Bitterness
According to the website Mathisfun.com(Mathis might be fun, but math is nothing but pure bitterness), the geometric definition of a line is three things. 1: It has no thickness, 2. It is straight (has no curves) and C. It extends in both directions (it has no end). I happen to believe that some lines are … Continue reading Line Bitterness
Bitter Reasons to be tall
I guess today is a holiday, though how would I know it? I'm at work, doing work (well, not right now) and I see no evidence of it being a holiday at all other than there are some oversized spiders hanging from the ceiling and spider webs everywhere. There is also some weirdo that doesn't have … Continue reading Bitter Reasons to be tall
If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
Bitter Scariness
This is the time of year I dread. People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year. That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness
Autumn Bitterness
I've heard enough. There are a whole bunch of people out there on WordPress, television, Facebook and of course, the most popular social network, MySpace proclaiming their love of Autumn. All I know is that at least 7 of my life's top 15 most embarrassing moments are named after this season. You can say about all the nice things … Continue reading Autumn Bitterness
Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Once again, whether you like it or not, I'm going to recap stuff that happened last week. Not important stuff like what happened in the world, but stuff that happened on my blog. Stuff I blogged about: A Bitter Review about The Amazing Race: Because you know that if I ran this race around the … Continue reading Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
It's Friday again and you know what that means. I am too lazy to write anything, so I just post pictures taken from the internet that make me bitter and comment about them. Today, in honor of my neighbors to the north(not in my neighborhood. They have no honor), Canada, who has an actual government that … Continue reading Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
Bitter Review of the Summer
Contrary to popular belief the summer didn't end when the kids went back to school. Nor did it end when the weather started being rainy, cloudy and coldy. Or when all the over budgeted, under storied movies started leaving the multiplexes. Summer's bitter reign of terror ended when the clock struck midnight and her slipper … Continue reading Bitter Review of the Summer
Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
This week I took two days off, because I felt like not working. After today I will have only worked 3 days this week. The lesson I have learned? This should be the normal workweek. 3 days should be the amount of days we work and 4 days should be the amount of days we have … Continue reading Thank Bitter It’s Friday (TBIF) before Labor Day
Golden Corral Bitterness
Isn't it everyone's dream to have it all? The nice car, the nice house, and the nice family and even a picket fence? Not my dream either. In the arena of food, that is what the lure of an all you can eat, all different kinds of food, buffet style restaurant is all about. We are suckers and we were … Continue reading Golden Corral Bitterness
My Bitter Rights
I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something. We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities. Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit. … Continue reading My Bitter Rights
Summer Bitterness
My childhood played a bitterly cruel trick on me. Why? Because according to 1-13 year old Bitter Ben, I was supposed to get a mandatory 3 month summer vacation and I was forced to have fun. Summers were a bitter time where I was supposed to do run around without purpose, play bitterly cruel pranks on … Continue reading Summer Bitterness
Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
I'm sure there are multiple thousands of people blogging about how great their fathers are today. There may even be non bloggers that are doing tributes today. Not sure why, but around this time of the year when people graduate they start thinking of their dads. Maybe because their dads paid for their high school … Continue reading Father’s Day Bitterness…for me
Day after Bitterness
I am a bitter forward thinker. A bitter visionary. While others are thinking about things that make them bitter in the present, I am looking forward to things that will make me bitter in the future. I don't look at the past and stew over past bitterness or live in the moments bitterness like most … Continue reading Day after Bitterness
Tent Bitterness
Welcome to Shelter 102 in The B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness, Bitterian students! If you are here, you should have taken the pre-requisite, Shelter 101, Idiots that don't know anything about Shelter. I hope you all had a dreadfully bitter weekend . Address any complaints to way overwhelmed TA. If you did happen to have a good weekend, don't … Continue reading Tent Bitterness
Bitterland
According to the calendar, it should be springtime. After spring, usually there is this season called Summer. Summer is famous for many things, like scathingly hot weather(except in Seattle), drought, kids not being in school (causing apathy and laziness), forest fires, bugs, sunburns, overpriced and terrible summer movies, and overpriced and terrible amusement parks(in other … Continue reading Bitterland
Earth Day Bitterness
April is an awesome month for a number of reasons. First of all, April stalks March and puts it out of its misery the moment it ends. Even at young age, I recognized that March made me bitter. Growing up in South Dakota, the weather was miserable, it was always a rough month for homework with … Continue reading Earth Day Bitterness
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