You know what is truly scary? Wishing on a star, and knowing that just like the star, your dreams are dead.
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday’s Pictures to things that are scary.
Zombies are scary, but not near as scary as a creature half the size of your finger:
This one is dedicated to the brave Zombie fighters, who just need a little help destroying something much scarier and smaller.
There is the horror of being two minutes late without your time machine handy:
I almost had a heart attack because I thought the alarm wasn’t set. Then I realized I had three more minutes of sleep. But it will be a nightmare if I miss my alarm!
Nothing can compare to the Friday nightmare of someone eating a piece, or gasp, even two pieces of my pizza:
No one better lay a finger on my Butterfinger Pizza.
In closing, if you are looking for an original, yet very scary costume for Halloween, might I suggest being a Bitter Ben for Halloween:
Just blow up this picture, cut it out and make a mask of it. It will terrify your friends.
So have a terrible, bitter and scary Friday. Because my prediction is that your weekend will be too short and before you know it, the most terrifying thing will happen. It will be Sunday Night-I-can’t-sleep-because-I-have-anxiety-about-going-to-work-tommorow-nightmare! No, I have to go to work tommoroooooowwww! I can’t sleeepppp!!!!
Arrrrgggghhhh
Bitter 2 Fridays before Halloweeen Ben
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Oh my gosh, the first pic made me literally laugh out loud. Your bitterness made mine go away. Thanks Ben. 🙂
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I’m like a tree. I take in human’s toxic bitterness and breath out your necessary life giving laughter that is toxic to me.
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I hope you didn’t eat that thing. It looks like something the aliens created to destroy the human race.
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As soon as I finished it, I was transported to an alien ship. It was weird, but when I got up there, they thought I was so bitter, they just sent me back. They thought I was more of an asset to them by blogging about bitter stuff.
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Wow, that burger looks terrifying. It was trying to eat your head! I just ate a Fat Smitty’s burger on my way to Port Angeles. Totally not on my ‘special diet’ but for once, since I wasn’t driving, we stopped. (If I’m driving we always stop.) I’m posting my pics of the place although I ate the burger so fast I didn’t take pics of it.
Sorry about the Spurs (not) I’m a Lakers fan. If Tim Duncan weren’t so old they might have done it.
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Lakers fan? Well, I hope they are as good as people expect them to be, and that Kobe’s injury lingers with him forever….As far as the burger, I got it at a burger joint by the Great Wolf Lodge near Centralia.
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My work anxiety dreams are about me waiting tables naked in an upscale restaurant the size of a football stadium. I have orders that I needed to put in two days ago but I can’t find the kitchen. The worst part is that I am naked and nobody notices.
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That is a bitter nightmare. By the way, I ordered a huge hamburger two days ago and I’m still waiting….could you find out what’s going on in the kitchen?
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If I can find the kitchen. It should be warm in there. For some reason I’m a little chilly……
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I’ll get you a map and a torch for warmth.
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Damn Bitter, that first one I’ll have to pass on.
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I guess Disney would have an issue with that too. When you wish upon a star….
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I am sorry for not being commenting on your bitter blog in such a long time. I don’t want to be bitter Ben for Halloween, your bitterly accurate costume looks so much like him and I fear I could never pull it off. I want to be a old school 80’s rocker and stay that way.
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You can always be something glamorous like an 80’s rocker. I was just offering a suggestion for something scary if someone wanted to go to like a haunted house or something.
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Okay, the first picture was HILARIOUS!
And . . . how in the world did you eat that burger? I’m not talking the whole burger, but how did you even eat a bite of it at a time? That’s RIDICULOUS (in an awesome way). It looked fantastic, but yes, scary.
XD
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I had to stretch my mouth quite a bit and just had to take it partial patty chunks. It was interesting regardless. But so tasty and of course I had to take a dozen or so Tums to get over that disaster.
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I liked this because of your Spurs attire. The Spurs as a team are not very scary though. I don’t think they even swear. Except for Pop. I know he swears like a sailor and he is kinda scary.
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Do you like the Spurs attire because you are a Heat fan and it was fun to rub it in? Or because you are a Spurs fan and you are one of the few that can commiserate about how last year went down?
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Spurs fan of course. I can’t stand that other team that I refuse to speak the name of or that of any of their players. Ick. I would employ my frying pan to good use on their gigantic noggins.
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We have one of Spurs fan in the office and him and I couldn’t talk about it for about a week. We just had no clue what to say and went into mourning for about…well we’re still in mourning. That is about as cruel a way to lose a Finals as I have ever seen. Just another reason to hate that team. Fry up those idiots.
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I think I will be bitter about that finals for the rest of my life. I so want Timmy to get another ring.
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For a couple of days after I wanted to bitter blog about it, but I was so upset that I just couldn’t do it. It was such a mean and cruel joke.
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You make me laugh. So much. Thanks for being bitter!! 🙂
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I guess I’m not doing my job of making you bitter. But I’m just so lazy right now because it is Friday and it’s after lunch and I just want to lay down and massage my food baby.
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The last SPURS fan ending it all with a triple cheese burger…how bitter
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That is actually quad and it would have been a good way to go compared to how bitterly it ended for the Spurs…
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I think that last picture with the burger was probably the scariest for vegetarians or unclogged artery lovers.
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I feel bad for vegetarians and unclogged artery lovers. It was definitely worth the triple bypass.
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shivers – that last part is so true my friend, “Sunday Night-I-can’t-sleep-because-I-have-anxiety-about-going-to-work-tomorrow-nightmare!” I don’t work outside of the home but mommy does. I have these nightmares on Sunday nights because I don’t want her to leave me little piggy butt at home. I mean daddy is here but he’s not the mommy. Capiche? XOXO – Bacon
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It is a terror for sure. The only thing scarier for a little pig like you is a bacon dinner.
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Swallows hard… bacon and dinner really don’t go well in a sentence with me. Snorticles. Going to check to see what is on the menu tonight at the Hotel Thompson. XOXO – Bacon
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A living nightmare. Hopefully you don’t go anywhere near dinner for Halloween.
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The shock. I hope not. I’m safe and sound tonight with chicken. XOXO – Bacon
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I would go spend time with chicken. He seems cool enough.
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Yes. Picture of human eating swill on bread. I am terrified witless. 🙂
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As you should be. I think you should go to your Halloween party dressed as that. Or maybe start a haunted house based on it.
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I go as myself. It’s terrifying enough.
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Just don’t look in the mirror.
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OMG what is that your eating Ben? My husband is acting like he just saw some dirty car porn or something lol
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That would a one pound burger from a place next to a Great Wolf Lodge. It was so good, but I couldn’t finish it. I was pretty bitter about it too.
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My husband squealed like a little girl when he saw it. Something tells me he maybe shouldnt be a vegetarian any more lol
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It was awesome. I almost finished the whole thing in one night, but couldn’t so I saved it for the next morning. So good.
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Oh god lol I thought only us kiwis ate cold burgers, pizza and pies lol
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If it is good, then I will find a way to finish it.
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