Homer had his Odessy, Neo had his Matrix, Marty McFly had his Back to the Future adventure, I have had had my Disney excursion. Each of them learned something. I don't know what Homer learned because that was a long time ago and I forgot. Neo learned that the only way to change the Matrix … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – The Magic Kingdom Edition – Part 1
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I’m leaving Bitterness
I'm packing up my bitterness in a suitcase and flying off to someplace a little sunnier. As my parting gift to both of my loyal followers, and coal for those that don't read all the time, or don't enjoy reading it, I am leaving you with one last blog before I do my next blog … Continue reading I’m leaving Bitterness
Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Kid Show Parent bitterness
As a lazy person trapped in an efficient world, I have always appreciated the media for it's ability to make me look like I care about stuff while just sitting and staring at things. For instance, I have this computer that I sit at and if I just get this focused look on my face, type … Continue reading Kid Show Parent bitterness
Stair bitterness
When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk. I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young. I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life. Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness
Black Friday bitterness
As I spoke previously about my bitterness about holidays and how we don't have enough, I have come to the realization that the reason why we don't have more holidays is because we don't appreciate the ones that we have. Let's face it, how much do we really care about them? I mean … Continue reading Black Friday bitterness
Holiday Bitterness
You can say a lot of negative things about me, because I am a negative and bitter person, but there is one thing that I am good at. I am a hard worker. I make it to work early every day and get sick just as much as other people, but I don't generally call … Continue reading Holiday Bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
Halloween Bitterness
Halloween, the bitterest of holidays. Halloween is according to many resources the one that we all spend the most money on. Not sure what the appeal is, maybe wearing a costume makes you feel like another person for a day. Maybe it is the fact that you can eat candy and be on a sugar high … Continue reading Halloween Bitterness
Airplane bitterness
I am so bitter about airplanes. Everyone says "Yeah! They are a modern miracle that moves us at somewhere near the speed of sound!" or "Yeah I don't have to drive an insane 3000 miles to get to Florida!" What airplanes don't think about is that maybe I want to go slower than the speed of sound! … Continue reading Airplane bitterness
The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
The temperature makes me so bitter. You want to know why some people are so fascinated by the weather? Yeah I would like to know too. I am not a fan of small talk. So how is the weather out there in Seattle? I don't know look at weather.com! Or read about it in your newspaper's extended … Continue reading The few degrees of temperature between hot and cold bitterness
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