Dwight Shrute Bitterness

As you all should know, I am a huge fan of The Office. Ever since I saw the episode where the people of Dunder Mifflin Scranton go to the lake for the Beach Games while Michael sneakily tries to pick his replacement, I was hooked. My favorite part was when Dwight picks his team and … Continue reading Dwight Shrute Bitterness

High Percentage Bitter

I'm not exactly what you would call a math savant. In fact, what most people would call me is the low end of the totem barrel. At the beginning of a semester of a math class, my high end goal was C-. You know, just enough to get by, to not get a D or … Continue reading High Percentage Bitter

Restless Bitter Syndrome

  So you're going along, watching you favorite TV show, when all of a sudden, the subject changes.  Instead of it being a discussion between Jeff and Abed about the difference between pillow forts and blanket forts, some other weirdo starts talking about "a serious disease and how it can be cured, with only minimal … Continue reading Restless Bitter Syndrome

Bitter Funny Blog Friday and Bitter Mischief Day

Hey Weirdos, this isn't so much a post as just a reminder.  I would have just posted this on Facebook and Twitter, but I don't have any real life friends so I'm posting it here.  Remember that Funny Blog Friday(#FBF) is  tomorrow. You can still sign up for my Epic Failure Contest  by following me on Twitter or … Continue reading Bitter Funny Blog Friday and Bitter Mischief Day

In case you missed it…Cause you were busy ignoring me all week

This week I spent a lot time and effort writing words and putting pictures on this blog in order to make sure people were completely ignoring me and they didn't disappoint. First, I typed some nonsensical words about Lego's and the Lego Movie and how they are so stupid, that they are only good for … Continue reading In case you missed it…Cause you were busy ignoring me all week

In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log

I hope all you completely deserving people that don't have to work Monday and Tuesday or Thursday and Friday, don't have anything bad happen to you, like a Yule log smog incident, or a sleigh slaying, a snowball fall, or a frozen hose.  That would be a tragedy if that happened.  Because you know that … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log

If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma

A long time ago (a whole Thursday ago), you went to someone's house that didn't like you, and you didn't like them, but you were forced to because they insisted that you not sit at home alone blissfully playing video games or laying on the couch.  You drove three hours to get to their house, … Continue reading If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma

In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone

November is my bitterest blogging time of the year.  There is a little known fact that just about everyone on WordPress is participating in NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, or Movember and I just have one thing to say to all these weirdos.  Thanks a whole lot.  I mean it.  Now that you people will be busy writing … Continue reading In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone

If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off

You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon.  I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I.  Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off

Fogtober

The phrase Fogtober was coined by some clever Seattle area twitter user who was so fascinated by the fact that we have had 13 straight days of fog in October, that they thought inventing a term for it would be of interest to someone on twitter.  Luckily their dreams came true when the weather guys on one of our … Continue reading Fogtober

In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..

It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter.  Nice things got in the way.  Worry though, I mind.  So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter.  Starting with: I learned by past experience that I have … Continue reading In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..

Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…

Once again, whether you like it or not, I'm going to recap stuff that happened last week.  Not important stuff like what happened in the world, but stuff that happened on my blog. Stuff I blogged about: A Bitter Review about The Amazing Race: Because you know that if I ran this race around the … Continue reading Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…

From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era

I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums.  Guess what though, who cares?  It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations.  I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era

In case you missed being bitter all week…

I know most of the people out there had happy weeks and nothing bad happened on either the world or in their personal lives. For those of you that did have perfect weeks and have nothing to complain about, this post is for you to read so you can find something, anything to be bitter … Continue reading In case you missed being bitter all week…

In case you missed the Bitterness…

Some Friday Bloopers and Work Advice.... The Inaugural Hall of Bitterness inductees were dishonored in my 200th post.... The US News and World Report Bitterness Best US College was debunked.... Some tweets... https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/378235854252044288 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377866206310461440 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377865709629366272 Bitterest comments of the week... If I knew when to quit, I would have died 40 years ago. - Floridaborne … Continue reading In case you missed the Bitterness…

My Bitter Rights

I broke from tradition on the 4th of July and moved outside of my house to do something.  We spent some time with some weird people (I think my wife called them family) and did activities.  Activities are those things that require you talk to people and move around and work your muscles a bit.  … Continue reading My Bitter Rights

Super Bitterness for real

I am so bitter that my Android phone posted that Super Bitterness before I was ready to post.  Arrrghhh!  Now I am Super Bitter at my phone and WordPress for allowing my phone to post something before it was ready.  So without further ado, here is the first paragraph that you have already read, with … Continue reading Super Bitterness for real

Post Office Bitterness

I am off this week from work and school and I have no extravagant plans.  I'm not going to Bitterland, I don't have any B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness classes or even a trip to Hawaii.  I'm not even on what the idiots call the Staycation, where you wander around your own town in search of … Continue reading Post Office Bitterness

Computer Bitterness

There was a time in my life when I was fast.  In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes.  In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team.  I ran track and mowed the lawn.  It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape.   I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness

Day after Bitterness

I am a bitter forward thinker.  A bitter visionary.  While others are thinking about things that make them bitter in the present, I am looking forward to things that will make me bitter in the future.  I don't look at the past and stew over past bitterness or live in the moments bitterness like most … Continue reading Day after Bitterness