It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter. Nice things got in the way. Worry though, I mind. So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter. Starting with:
I learned by past experience that I have an evil bitter superpower. Found out more in Unplanned Obsolescence Bitterness.
I revealed reasons to unsuspecting Autumn Aficionados why their favorite season wasn’t so spectacular and quite bitter. See the many reasons why in Autumn Bitterness.
Yesterday, since it was Friday, I did my traditional Bitter Pictures/Gifs with a “fall” theme. In other words, people falling for my bitter amusement. In Friday Fall Pictures.
Maybe you got lost in the bitter posts and didn’t make it to the Bitter Twitter. For your inconvenience, I have placed last week’s tweets below, so you can painfully read them all in one place.
Some people posted bitter comments:
“Oh, Bitter Ben! Hear my prayers! I want most reality tv shows to go away. Can you help me? I’ll sacrifice ten rubber chickens at the next Bitter Ben cult meeting….” PJ’s and Chocolate
“Sadly Hebrew National All Beef Franks have joined the Costco er Ben’s obsolete Island. BTW you don’t need to like my posts. I want to stay viable for a while.” John Howell
“Planned obsolescence is the reason I am reluctant to buy mops, dusters and toilet brushes that use disposable, refillable pads and scrubbers. They end up changing the dimensions on newer models to force you to buy a new mop. I quit cleaning house in protest.” Ginjuh
“Could not agree more sir. Autumn is just the Grim Reaper disguised like brightly colored fairy- waiting to pronounce death on the kingdom. The dead season sucks and Autumn’s an accomplice.” Extreme Mom
“Pumpkin? Hate it in all forms except pumpkin pie, pumpkin butter, pumpkin lattes, and the pumpkin bread mix and pumpkin mousse cake from Trader Joes. Oh, and carved pumpkins. Otherwise, I really don’t like it.” Clever Girl Eats
“Bjork is rocking that snuggie, no lie. It’s like none of these folks heeded the nursery rhyme: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and broke his head…” Kerby
Finally there are bonus pictures and Gifs on Bitter Street:
Now that you have had your fill of a whole weeks Bitterness in one short, 2 hour session, you are free to go out and get lost in the uplifting part of the internet. Or go outside if that is your thing. I’m going back to LOL(laying on leather).
Bitter Lost Those Last Two Hours Ben
- If you are Bitter and Lazy like me you missed it…. (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- In case you missed the Bitterness… (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all) (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
- In case you missed being bitter all week… (bensbitterblog.wordpress.com)
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The swing. The swing. The swing ‘phail’ made me feel so good. Thanks.
I just happened to be recording at just the right time. I sensed the bitterness near by.
I hope there’s a Swedish Chef on Bitter Street just like Sesame Street.
There is a bitter chef from one of those chef show on one of those chef networks. Bitter Random Regular Guy on Chef Show is his name.
“Bitter Twitter” har har har.
Tomorrow is Monday, which means I’ll be back to work and hopefully have more time to dally about on Twitter. I’ll be sure to keep a look out for the bitterness.
Did someone let you off for a week? Sounds like I have something to be bitter about. I haven’t had a vacation since the summer. I’ll need to bitter tweet about that next. That or traffic.
Just don’t tweet IN traffic. Only I get to do that.
I’ve got tweet on desktop and laptop anxiety disorder. Tweeting in traffic and causing accidents in others is the only way I can do it.
I think that is unauthorized use of my swing video….
You are quite the swinger. Just don’t show it all on my blog. This is a mid-teen to mostly old ladies focused blog.
I am so disappointed – I didn’t have my big fall until today – guess my timing was off
Your timing would have been impeccable had you recorded it and sent it to me in time for me to post it today. I guess it was pretty bad timing.
I thank you for doing these recaps. Unfortunately, I’ve been bitterly mired in everyday life, and my fun things, like reading blogs I like, have fallen behind. And you can guess, I’m pretty BITTER about that!
That is why I put all the crap you might have missed in here so you can re-read stuff you didn’t like in the first place.
Thanks for the bitter review. It was one of the better bitter
I like an easy post where I just rehash things.
What with it absolutely chucking down here today; what with me feeling the beginnings of a cold (my wife has kindly donated) about me; what with nearly slipping arse over face on wet autumn leaves that cling with seeming innocence to the paving stones (causing me to drop the newspaper in a puddle);plus having meditated my mind set to that almost pleasurable state of bitter boredom I have to report that I just heard the Arsenal had won 4-1 and annoyingly I now have to take steps to get back to the place I was at only moments previously. Good summing up of your week!
The Arsenal, is that soccer(football?) The rest of those things sound pretty bad, which means you should be sufficiently bitter and my nefarious purposes are coming to fruition.