As I sit here staring out the window at the snow gently, slowly and bitterly pounding the ground and every other obstacle in its destructive path, I reflect back poorly on the entire last week. Just like the snow clings hard and doesn't let go until the warm air of the sun destroys it, I … Continue reading Things that are hanging on for dear life
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Bitter Gift Friday Pictures
It's that time of year when having lots of friends and family really doesn't pay off. The dreaded, "Oh man, I have to get a gift for that person that is considered my friend, but I barely talk to him? Oh my gosh, he got me a gift and now I have to go and … Continue reading Bitter Gift Friday Pictures
Bittersauraus Rexstinction
If you have been to a crappy kid movie lately, then you were probably forced to see previews of even more crappy kid movies, thus perpetuating the amount of kid movies that you will see in the future. The only way out of that cycle is to be a crappy parent like me and tell them no. One … Continue reading Bittersauraus Rexstinction
Bitter Dreams Toy Company
When I am asked to give a speech at seminars, usually as the Principal of the B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, I don't prepare. A long time ago, I would pore over notes, walk around talking to myself and even have dillusions of more than my parents clapping at a rousing speech that I would give. Then … Continue reading Bitter Dreams Toy Company
Pillow: My Bitter Review
As a life long Lover of Laziness (or LOL) and Layer on Leather (also LOL) I have a few essentials when it comes to being a human slug. Of course, the couch is pretty essential, but honestly most couches will do. Also, when it comes to covers, sure a nice blanket helps, but not year … Continue reading Pillow: My Bitter Review
Shoe Bitterness
A long time ago, after the popularity of my bitter post about socks, I had planned to do the sequel post about shoes. However, my virtual garbage can was empty, with wadded up ideas strewn about, usually missing the virtual target pretty badly. It's not like I am a bad shot, (I made my high school sophomore basketball … Continue reading Shoe Bitterness
Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Doesn't it make you bitter when you just want someone else to do your work for you, because you are lazy? Well, not only am I lazy, but I am incompetent. I don't know anything about cars, except how to operate the windshield wipers. And even those I get confused with. Which button makes them go slow … Continue reading Bitter Car Pictures of the Week
Mailman Bitterness
I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
Bitter Yardwork
The weekend. A time where you stop working and relax and spend time with your family. Go to a movie or relax on a hammock, sit around and watch TV and lay on the couch. That kind of thing. Whatever I do, I make sure not to exert any effort. Cause you know effort means … Continue reading Bitter Yardwork
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Backpack Bitterness
I am not a teenager anymore. I don't go to school. I don't have important things to carry around. I don't go on extended hikes in the mountains so I can get lost and find my way out. Despite the fact that I am none of those things, I still carry around a backpack. I know I am a dork … Continue reading Backpack Bitterness
Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff. I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
Sock Bitterness
It has been said (by google) that only 1.9% of the world's population are twins. In my family, there are two sets. My mother has a twin brother, (who by the way barely looks or acts like her) and my sister has a twin boy and girl. (I call them neice and nephew, but you … Continue reading Sock Bitterness
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