It's been a crazy year, 2014, and I think that today, January 10th is a good time to reflect back on what a crappy year it was. I can barely remember any good movies, music, or quite frankly moments at all. Like I guess New Year's was an okay day because I didn't have to … Continue reading 2014 Retrospective and Friday Giftures
Friday
In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys
Lot's of people got shiny and new stuff in the last few days. Shininess and brightness can be distracting as babies and cats know. Even I get distracted by laser pointers. I've been known to chase them from time to time (meaning always). By chase I mean with my eyes. And by lasers I mean … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys
Friday Pictures – The Clever Edition
There is a long standing tradition between me and my family, acquaintances and co-workers, that I crack really lame jokes, puns, and mixed metaphors and they groan, snort or completely ignore me. Since my plan is to live my life in complete and utter isolation, the plan is going much better than I had hoped. Even bitter, there are … Continue reading Friday Pictures – The Clever Edition
In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log
I hope all you completely deserving people that don't have to work Monday and Tuesday or Thursday and Friday, don't have anything bad happen to you, like a Yule log smog incident, or a sleigh slaying, a snowball fall, or a frozen hose. That would be a tragedy if that happened. Because you know that … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were entranced by a Yule Log
In case you missed it…because you were out shopping
Shopping at this time of year is like entering the gladitorial arena of ancient Shoptopolis. Avoid it at all costs. If you want to survive take a little advice and do it the lazy way like me. Get out your computer, log-in, and read Ben's Bitter Blog. Oh, if you want to get shopping done, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were out shopping
Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
For some reason this time of year seems to be busier than almost every other time of the year. There seems to be all kinds of parties, get togethers, gatherings at malls, and tidings of bitter cheer on Facebook. How is a guy supposed to slack off at work when more people seem to be demanding that things … Continue reading Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
In case you missed it…You were out in the cold
I understand there was a cold front that came your way this week. Cold air was blasted, wind blew, snow flew. That seemed like a good excuse to be left out in the cold on the bitter happenings on the blog this week. On the other hand, some of you live in California, Texas … Continue reading In case you missed it…You were out in the cold
If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma
A long time ago (a whole Thursday ago), you went to someone's house that didn't like you, and you didn't like them, but you were forced to because they insisted that you not sit at home alone blissfully playing video games or laying on the couch. You drove three hours to get to their house, … Continue reading If you missed it…you were probably in a tryptophan coma
In case you missed it…This will help you forget
Don't you hate when you forget something? For me, it is either my wallet, phone, keys, 3DS, or that today is Monday. You on the other hand, may have forgotten to read some of my bitter posts. Here is my unhandy guide to going back into the past and doing something you will regret. I … Continue reading In case you missed it…This will help you forget
In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
I spent all week not working. Okay, I don't work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy. I sent the kids off to school, "allowed" my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home. When someone interrupts my … Continue reading In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
Since it is Friday and November, it is time for people to start thinking about things that they are thankful for. Other people that is. If you know anything about me though, I'm not other people though am I? So, I am going to talk about things I'm not thankful for. My computer... Un-fortune-ate … Continue reading Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. … Continue reading Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
November is my bitterest blogging time of the year. There is a little known fact that just about everyone on WordPress is participating in NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, or Movember and I just have one thing to say to all these weirdos. Thanks a whole lot. I mean it. Now that you people will be busy writing … Continue reading In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
Friday “Why do we have to be here again?” Picture Bitterness
So Halloween happened yesterday, on a Thursday(in case you can't read calendars or are not the master of obvious like me). This post is dedicated to all those who either forgot that it was Thursday yesterday and it was near impossible to drag themselves out of bed, or are like me and remembered, but don't … Continue reading Friday “Why do we have to be here again?” Picture Bitterness
In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter. Nice things got in the way. Worry though, I mind. So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter. Starting with: I learned by past experience that I have … Continue reading In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
Friday Fall Pictures
I blogged yesterday about Autumn, or fall and how bitter it makes me. Today, since it is Friday and I like to be lazy and just post Bitter Pictures of Failures of other people, I decided to go with a Fall theme. And by Fall, I really mean fall, as in fall on your … Continue reading Friday Fall Pictures
Autumn Bitterness
I've heard enough. There are a whole bunch of people out there on WordPress, television, Facebook and of course, the most popular social network, MySpace proclaiming their love of Autumn. All I know is that at least 7 of my life's top 15 most embarrassing moments are named after this season. You can say about all the nice things … Continue reading Autumn Bitterness
Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Once again, whether you like it or not, I'm going to recap stuff that happened last week. Not important stuff like what happened in the world, but stuff that happened on my blog. Stuff I blogged about: A Bitter Review about The Amazing Race: Because you know that if I ran this race around the … Continue reading Bitter Stuff You’re Glad you missed…
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
It's Friday again and you know what that means. I am too lazy to write anything, so I just post pictures taken from the internet that make me bitter and comment about them. Today, in honor of my neighbors to the north(not in my neighborhood. They have no honor), Canada, who has an actual government that … Continue reading Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
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