In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. In the case of this Friday, I have scheduled some days off next week to go to Hawaii (so all the criminals will know it is okay to steal stuff from my house). However, I just realized just because you schedule time off for Hawaii, doesn’t mean you get to go unless you buy airline tickets, book a hotel, and have actual money to go. Don’t worry though. I plan to go to the airport and pretend to be going on a trip, bags packed and all, and expect that one of those travel sights are filming a commercial in which they say, “If I tell you that you can go anywhere in the world, but you had to go right now, would you do it?” To which I would say, “Uh, let me think about it. Hawaii and yes.” Then who is the sucker! But with my bitter luck they would say that I had to go to Siberia and I would only have my shorts and sandals.
If that idea fails(since it will) what does a bitter guy do on vacation?
Takes the kids to the aquarium:
Tries a new sport.
Does some swimming:
Takes a tour of a castle:
Plays some sports.
Goes to the gym:
Jumps on the trampoline:
Grabs some grub:
But mostly this.
Have a bitter next week knowing that I will not be working(like every other week but from home). Don’t worry though, there will be bitterness about that too.
Bitter Vacationing Ben
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