Time. Energy. Resources. Money. These are things that are limited and valuable. These are also things that I have dedicated my life to wasting. I have put my absolute minimum into making sure that all my resources have been put into the absolute worst possible use. If there was a bad idea, I've funded it. … Continue reading Wasted Friday Giftures
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Bitter Worlds Colliding Gifs
It's Friday the 13th today and you know what that means. Yep. Time for some Friday Giftures. There have been a lot of collisions this week. The NBA Finals have been a collision of a team that largely depends on one person and a team that likes to share. The World Cup is starting which … Continue reading Bitter Worlds Colliding Gifs
Bitter Memory Friday Giftures
If there is something I lose more than my wallet(which of course I forgot or lost this morning), it is my memory. Every time I wake up in the morning I lose about every shred of a dream I might have had. Probably a good thing, considering how bitter my dreams probably are. Pretty much … Continue reading Bitter Memory Friday Giftures
Bitter Irritating Friday Giftures
I think my veins are filled with either honey or fear. Because of the warm weather (65 degrees!, just kidding 85) in the last two days, I have had to roll down the windows of my car. It seems like whenever I pull up to a stop, a member of the bee community has been … Continue reading Bitter Irritating Friday Giftures
Disastrophy Friday Giftures
Let's face it. May has been a disastrophy. Things aren't going well. Spiderman 2 only made $92 million at the domestic box office, it is still raining every day in Seattle, and so far every day since the beginning of 2014, sports radio has said the name of Johnny Manziel. Now that he has finally … Continue reading Disastrophy Friday Giftures
Bitter Falling Short Friday Giftures
Some people (like you) have big goals, lofty ideals and save the world mentality. Some people just want to watch the world be bitter (me). Regardless of your goals and expectations, sometimes you fall short(or always you fall short. Uh hem me.) There is nothing bitterer than falling short of expectations. The worst thing of … Continue reading Bitter Falling Short Friday Giftures
Bitterly Intense Friday Giftures
Things are getting all intense up in here. The NBA playoffs are finally here, crazy things are happening on Season Finale's all over television, and even WordPress is making some insane decisions. Probably about the time you read this, a post I did on my birthday entitled 41 Reasons to be Bitter will be … Continue reading Bitterly Intense Friday Giftures
Cluster luck Friday Giftures
My life is a running disaster. Not in the traditional sense of lightning bolts coming down from the sky, hurricanes lifting my house all the way to Oz, or Spokane, floods overflowing the water table in my basement, or molten lava coming down from an angry volcano. It's more like a light bulb goes out … Continue reading Cluster luck Friday Giftures
The Mountainous Barriers of Friday Giftures
Many claim that the mountains are majestic, and beautiful and good for skiing and fun to climb. As a member of the "Growing up in the Midwest without My Permission" Club, I happen to think that they are just in my way. If I want to drive through them, I have to fight all kinds … Continue reading The Mountainous Barriers of Friday Giftures
Attack of the Friday Giftures
Usually by Friday, I have taken all I can take. So when I get to work I walk in like a gangster, not taking it any more. I sit aggressively in my cubicle typing things on the keyboard way harder than I normally do. I scowl at people that walk by way more angrily and … Continue reading Attack of the Friday Giftures
Mayhemy Friday Gifitures
March is the worst. You know the drill. There is the weather, that really let's be honest goes in like a lion and out like a lion. There is your finals that you have to get ready for, unless you are not in school. Or it is your fiscal year end at work and you … Continue reading Mayhemy Friday Gifitures
In case you missed it…because you were outdooring
It is pretty tempting this time of year to go outside. Supposedly even if the stupid hamster saw his shadow, it is spring. The weather is sunny just about everywhere except here and warming up. The nuisances called birds and yardwork are returning and snow is melting. Some people are tired of staying inside, … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were outdooring
Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
Hey guys, remember my post yesterday? You know, the one where I was reporting the news about the evil cloud empire and at the end I was being taken away because I was spilling all their guarded secrets? (Did you know when you put data in the cloud they are just stealing all your credit cards and … Continue reading Bitter Friday Gifture Curse
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