It's another Friday and I'm sure you all have some great expectations about what you are going to do this weekend. Maybe you will go to the beach, see a new movie, or go camping. Before you go and get all excited about your weekend and all your high expectations for it, let me go ahead … Continue reading Raining on your Parade Gifs
10 Things Ready for a Bitter Break Up
A couple of days ago, I was watching the Bachelor's Paradise. These are people that have been on the Bachelor and "didn't win" in their particular cycle as if not getting engaged to the one girl or boy amongst all the contestants is losing. What we all know is that in the end is that they … Continue reading 10 Things Ready for a Bitter Break Up
The Supermoon
I spent most of the day Saturday out in the middle of nowhere Washington, at a family reunion. It was at a Great Uncle or something's house that had a sprawling 10-15 acres (I have no idea how big acres are. Let's just say it was a big yard.) In the back, there was a … Continue reading The Supermoon
The Bitter Daddy Long Legs
Shark week just started and for some reason people are fascinated. Might be that they love Sharknado with all in terrifying special effects or the fact that they want to see someone get swallowed by a shark, or that the summer sun has finally gotten to them and they just can't think straight anymore. Sharks may be … Continue reading The Bitter Daddy Long Legs
Forecasting Friday Bitter Giftures
I'm not good at a lot of things. I can't snowboard (at least that I know of), I keep my desk arranged in a way that allows important things to get lost, and I am certainly not good at smiling. They say that frowning uses way more muscles than smiling, but have you seen my … Continue reading Forecasting Friday Bitter Giftures
Bitter Pain
Two weeks ago while on vacation, I was at a small, local waterpark, doing the thing that I was born to do when I'm not laying on a couch. As soon as I got my kids set up so they wouldn't drown, I got myself in the endless cycle of a lazy river. I … Continue reading Bitter Pain
The Circus is in Town and The Clowns are coming out to Play Giftures
Ladies and Bitterman, idiots and tools, welcome to the Bitter Circus! I am the Bitter Circus Ringmaster, Bitter Ben. I have Gifs that will amaze and astound you and will make you wonder why the heck you decided to come to this circus! I know many of you came here for a show and I … Continue reading The Circus is in Town and The Clowns are coming out to Play Giftures
Bitter Film Review of Gravity Starring Sandra Bullock
There are bad movies that are so bad that they are still good. Then there are good movies that are so good they are really bad. Then there are movies like Gravity starring Sandra Bullock and kind of George Clooney. Yes, I am talking about a movie that came out last October and made … Continue reading Bitter Film Review of Gravity Starring Sandra Bullock
In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much
If you a regular reader of this crap, uh I mean this blog, then you certainly didn't miss much by skipping out this week. In fact, I didn't really miss much either, deciding that watching paint dry and grass grow much more interesting that deciding to do a blog for the amusement of no one. … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you didn’t really miss much
Wasted Friday Giftures
Time. Energy. Resources. Money. These are things that are limited and valuable. These are also things that I have dedicated my life to wasting. I have put my absolute minimum into making sure that all my resources have been put into the absolute worst possible use. If there was a bad idea, I've funded it. … Continue reading Wasted Friday Giftures
Bitter Wastecation
There is a lot of stress going on in this world (most of mine caused by myself) and a lot of ways that people deal with it. Some people like to workout (why again?) others like to use something called retail therapy (whatever the crap that is) and still other like to write. The last … Continue reading Bitter Wastecation
In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store
I got kicked out of the house this weekend because my mini me daughter had her birthday and she wanted to do it with other female humans. So I had to get off the couch and stop being annoying dad for a little bit. Mini me boy decided that he didn't want to go … Continue reading In case you missed it…Because you were busy getting trapped in a toy store
Real Moving Friday Giftures
It's been an exhausting week. I've learned things, like maybe I want to live on Neptune, not only because it rains diamonds there, but also there are so few people there. Maybe even none. And if that is even a remote possibility, then...Probably not though. There is a whole Neptunerds that just want to talk … Continue reading Real Moving Friday Giftures
Bitter Advice Thursday, Man(B.A.T.MAN)
I told you I was Batman. You totally didn't believe me! If you read this blog with any regularity, (meaning you read on Monday) I asked the question to you if you wanted Bitter Advice from. I thought it was a joke, because really? Someone wants advice from me? But a few people responded (with … Continue reading Bitter Advice Thursday, Man(B.A.T.MAN)
My Bitter Secret Identity
I'm going to let you all in on a little secret. This one will probably take you a little time to process, but here goes. I'm Batman. Go ahead, gasp at your desk, or your phone or your Ipad. Okay, have you had a chance to breathe? Yes, I know it's a little risky … Continue reading My Bitter Secret Identity
The Bitter Realm Part 2
So, I did a post last week about leaving this realm and going to another because doing stuff in this realm is hard and I'm laaazy. This is the continuation of that post, which bored and astounded no one. If you want something to put you to sleep, read the first part right here. If … Continue reading The Bitter Realm Part 2
Bitter Advice Column
Hello bitter people who occasionally read my blog. I have a question for you. Yeah you. You know. The one that reads this because you are bored at work and you have no access to anything on the internet but WordPress.... Yeah you. One commenter of my blog suggested that I am really good at giving … Continue reading Bitter Advice Column
In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage
It's that time of year when you allow those annoying people that you can't stand(other people) to invade your yard and pay to take the crap that you are trying to get rid of. While you do get a little bit of money (let me stress a little), the trade off is that you have … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were trying to sell you garage
Hitting a Wall Friday Giftures
You know how when you get to Friday and you've just given everything you can and you just can't give anymore? Well, I usually feel like that by Monday, so you can imagine how little I care by today. Sometimes you've just got to suck it up and be bitterly done on Friday and slump … Continue reading Hitting a Wall Friday Giftures
The Bitter Realm Part 1
After much contemplation (day dreaming at work) and coming to realization that I can't stand anyone anymore, I have decided that I have had enough of this realm. This earth has too much gravity (it's always holding me down) and the trees (with their fancy leaves and their condescending looks from above)have ruled here too long. I'm … Continue reading The Bitter Realm Part 1
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