Some people are good at acting or singing or making art or accounting. I respect those people for being good at those things. Except for the accountant. Why would you want to be good at numbers? So boorrrinng. The art of creativity is awesome and people should be appreciated for their art whatever that may … Continue reading I am an idiot Bitterness
Guest Post Bitterness
It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about. Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not. If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness
My bitter Brain
I'm fed up. I'm tired of it all. The bossiness, the neediness, the selfishness, the rudeness and the constant joking at my expense. I have been doing what my brain has been telling me for let's see...my whole life. It's time for a change, a revolt, an uprising or a bitter protest. For some reason my brain … Continue reading My bitter Brain
How to waste your entire life Bitterness
If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy. I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience. Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know." So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness
Money Bitterness
When I was but a young budding bitterling in elementary school, I learned about this thing called money. Back then it was just a bunch of semi-silver, copper and green paper. A teacher probably told me that it had a value of some sort and then I probably shrugged and moved on to trading baseball … Continue reading Money Bitterness
Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
I'm usually not a very proactive person. When it comes to doing things, I usually don't. But, since I am passionate about Valentines' Bitterness, I have made an exception for my Bitter Photo of this week. Valentine's Day is coming and there is no bitterer holiday than that. It has to do with thinking about others and … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
Medical Science Bitterness
Not long ago, (last week in fact) I did a post about it being cold out and how when it is cold out, it makes us do crazy things, like sit indoors with other people. For this reason, germs of one person seem to be in the same room as other people and sometimes those … Continue reading Medical Science Bitterness
The Bitter Cold
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I have been outside in a temperature that was colder than you. I know that sounds really lame to some people who live in Arizona or California or Saudi Arabia. Why would you even care? And why would that ever be something to brag about? Well, … Continue reading The Bitter Cold
Seattle Seahawks bitterness
This bitter post goes out to all the Seattle Seahawks fans out there. Although I am not a Seahawks fan, I do follow them as a member of the Seattle area as I do listen to sports talk radio. Although I didn't watch the game, I did hear the ending on the radio and heard … Continue reading Seattle Seahawks bitterness
Small Talk Bitterness
I am a fan of the NBA team San Antonio Spurs. As a fan, from time to time I buy merchandise and when I do, I like to take care of it. I try not to spill grape juice or industrial strength acid on it because I care if it gets stained. I often wear … Continue reading Small Talk Bitterness
Bitter thought of the week
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate...before I drench them.
Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Studios – Part 6 The end
The last of an epic 6 part Universal/Disney Bitterness Series. As long as this is to read, you will want to stick around until the the very end. Remember when you were young and, after toiling for 9 long months in the slammer (school) you were able to experience the first day of summer? You … Continue reading Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Studios – Part 6 The end
The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
Every once in a while a movie can be magical. You can be completely transported to another place, or time or be another person. I remember the first time I saw the Karate Kid. When I got home my parents couldn't get me to stop karate chopping my brother or stop me from doing that crane move … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
Today is January 2nd, or as I like to call it, everyone returns from vacation to school and work day. Everyone is all bitter because they don't want to return to work or school and they take it out on me. They drive their cars on the road that I was so used to owning … Continue reading Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition
Each of the four Disney Parks have a symbol of the park, essentially not only the theme of the park, but also the center of the park. Magic Kingdom is of course the princess castle, Animal Kingdom is a big tree (yes, a tree), Disney Studios(which we will talk about later) is the Magic Hat that Mickey wears in … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition
The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I am okay with paying money for things that are such a great experience that I couldn't recreate them in my backyard or somewhere near home or do for free somewhere. For instance, I'm pretty sure I couldn't build a rollercoaster in my backyard, or visit one for free somewhere. So, I will pay for tickets to go to an … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
The bitterest place on earth – The Magic Kingdom Edition – Part 1
Homer had his Odessy, Neo had his Matrix, Marty McFly had his Back to the Future adventure, I have had had my Disney excursion. Each of them learned something. I don't know what Homer learned because that was a long time ago and I forgot. Neo learned that the only way to change the Matrix … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – The Magic Kingdom Edition – Part 1
I’m leaving Bitterness
I'm packing up my bitterness in a suitcase and flying off to someplace a little sunnier. As my parting gift to both of my loyal followers, and coal for those that don't read all the time, or don't enjoy reading it, I am leaving you with one last blog before I do my next blog … Continue reading I’m leaving Bitterness
Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
Sign bitterness
Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look. Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness
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