I have many ambitions in life. One is to get an all you can eat card from Pizza Hut, another is to be able to do a 3 day video game binge where all I do is play all the video games I haven’t had a chance to play in the last 20 years, and I want to star a Bitter Empire. Movies, television shows, amusement parks, bitter merchandise, video games, books, bitter furniture, sugary sweet cereal to make your kids crazy, etc. Building an empire takes a lot of suckers to hop aboard the bitter train to shovel the coal (do all the work for you), so I can sit back and chortle at how much I’ve drained from people’s 401k’s to buy my
In order to find people like that, it takes networking. You know, that mystery tool that absolutely no one really knows how to use on LinkedIn? Maybe it worked for the owner of LinkedIn because he has a site where everyone signs up to pretend they network, but hasn’t worked for one other person? Well, that kind of failure is great for him, but what about bitter people like us who want to fail, but want to be bitter about it? Where we want to drop our bitter knowledge on other like-bitter minded people? Come no further than this, the bitterest blog on the net. I’m am willing make this a place where bitter can meet bitter and follow each other’s blogs.
Tell your friends and bitter enemies, so
I can build an empire you can share information with each other. It will help you find other bitter blogs like mine. Or maybe even a bitter nemesis. It’s pretty simple:
In the comments, put your bitter blog address
a description of your bitter blog
any of your other social networks you want to be followed
follow other blogs listed in the comments
Go to the page that will be created to look at others later
Make this the place the Bitter Networking place you always nightmared about.
You’re welcome for doing all this work for you, you ungrateful bitter people.
If you want to tweet about it, use #Bittershare and link back to me.
Bitter Networking Network Ben
PS Here’s my blog address in case you didn’t know.