Remember the feeling you had the first time you learned how to do something? The first time you learned to fail at math and got an "F" on your report card? Or almost drowned learning how to swim? Or got your first cavity, by brushing your teeth improperly or even got bitter for the first … Continue reading Bicycle Bitterness
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Kickstarter Bitterness
A couple of weeks ago, I wrote a post, hoping to find a bitter rival out there on the Internet. I got a lot of response from eager goody two shoes wishing to make this a nicer place to live. Bunch of weirdos. I fought and defeated many nice rivals. Then, all of a sudden … Continue reading Kickstarter Bitterness
Bitter News with Pictures
Sarcasm is my second language. The only reason it is second is because Bitterness is my native tongue. I hope to someday learn English fluently. When I get really ambitious I might learn Spanish bitterness, then possibly Spanish sarcasm. Don't ever expect me to learn Spanish though. There is finally a way to express my heartfelt … Continue reading Bitter News with Pictures
Mother’s Day Bitterness
I've noticed around the Blogimunity, facebook (facebook doesn't get a capital letter), and Twitter that many people have been saying really nice things about their moms. It seems like that there has been a simultaneous, worldwide niceness towards moms. I guess everyone has just been really sentimental towards their moms and for that I … Continue reading Mother’s Day Bitterness
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
I was looking back to my first post a mere year ago, and it made me think. (How dare you first post!) It basically spells out my mission statement, my purpose for not only this blog, but the meaning of my life. The world is getting sloppy with all its happiness and its upbeatness and its smiling and … Continue reading Bitter GIF of the Week and the B.I.T.T.E.R School of Bitterness
Car Bitterness
I have a dream that one day my life will be similar to human life on the spaceship from the movie Wall-E. Not for mankind in general but just for me. If you haven't seen the Wall-E, the premise is that humans had to leave earth because it wasn't safe anymore so they all live … Continue reading Car Bitterness
Bitter Picture of the Week
Acting is hard. I have tried it zero times and from that experience, I found that I don't like it. You have to memorize lines and deal with multiple assistants that just can't get the right temperature on your cold water, and dealing with the media who sometimes ask hard questions. For instance, What is … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week
Sock Bitterness
It has been said (by google) that only 1.9% of the world's population are twins. In my family, there are two sets. My mother has a twin brother, (who by the way barely looks or acts like her) and my sister has a twin boy and girl. (I call them neice and nephew, but you … Continue reading Sock Bitterness
100th blog post bitterness
It all started out with a dream. It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream. I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about. I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness
Trial and Error bitterness
There have been some great combinations in the history of combinations. There was Tango and Cash of the movie Tango and Cash. There is the Reese's Peanut Butter claim of chocolate and peanut butter being a good combination. How about a locker and a combination lock? There is Romeo and Juliet, a combination of opposing families … Continue reading Trial and Error bitterness
Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Studios – Part 6 The end
The last of an epic 6 part Universal/Disney Bitterness Series. As long as this is to read, you will want to stick around until the the very end. Remember when you were young and, after toiling for 9 long months in the slammer (school) you were able to experience the first day of summer? You … Continue reading Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Studios – Part 6 The end
The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
Every once in a while a movie can be magical. You can be completely transported to another place, or time or be another person. I remember the first time I saw the Karate Kid. When I got home my parents couldn't get me to stop karate chopping my brother or stop me from doing that crane move … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
Today is January 2nd, or as I like to call it, everyone returns from vacation to school and work day. Everyone is all bitter because they don't want to return to work or school and they take it out on me. They drive their cars on the road that I was so used to owning … Continue reading Bitterest Place on Earth – Universal Islands of Adventure Edition Part 4
The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I am okay with paying money for things that are such a great experience that I couldn't recreate them in my backyard or somewhere near home or do for free somewhere. For instance, I'm pretty sure I couldn't build a rollercoaster in my backyard, or visit one for free somewhere. So, I will pay for tickets to go to an … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
The Dark Cloud of Doom or as we call it in Seattle not August, starts for most people around October and could last until late March/early April (except for the aforementioned Seattleites). This Doom Cloud is made worse as the days creep closer to December 21st or so, which is the beginning of winter/winter equinox which … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Darkness
Sign bitterness
Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look. Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Kid Show Parent bitterness
As a lazy person trapped in an efficient world, I have always appreciated the media for it's ability to make me look like I care about stuff while just sitting and staring at things. For instance, I have this computer that I sit at and if I just get this focused look on my face, type … Continue reading Kid Show Parent bitterness
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