I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
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Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn't want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all … Continue reading Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
Bitter Contest Where you could win something
I have long been a fan of the lottery and it's miniscule chances to win billions of dollars. I am a sucker for not buying lottery tickets and hoping to win the big prize. Bitterly, I haven't won yet and I blame the system for not allowing me to win it just by wishing and … Continue reading Bitter Contest Where you could win something
Another Bitter Podcast
Let me just warn you that this blog post isn't actually a post, but more of a self-serving promotion for myself. If you didn't know that this blog was always about me, check the name of it. Ben's Bitter Blog. Kind of tells you what kind of arrogance goes on here. On to the self … Continue reading Another Bitter Podcast
Door Bitterness
I would like to apologize for yesterday's post. As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark. It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?" If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness
Bitter Band of the Week
I am lazy. This should come as quite a shock to everyone but me. I have been keeping this a secret because it is almost neck and neck or eye to eye (or some other part of me that does comparisons) with my bitterness on my scale of the seven deadly sins list. Actually it should be 8 deadly sins because … Continue reading Bitter Band of the Week
Bitter Smile
So when WordPress sends you an email notifying you that you are being Freshly Pressed can you refuse? I mean do you really want a whole bunch of people around the WordPress universe reading garbage about bitterness? They would much rather read about the exciting, scary future of mobile phones, private vs. public grief and … Continue reading Bitter Smile
40 reasons to be Bitter
Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter. Today, I am old and bitter. For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day. In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter
Guest Post Bitterness – Matthew Bennett
I have been doing this blog thing for a long time and know for a fact that I have had no effect on anyone ever. I know that I never really set out for that to happen anyways. Other than the millions of dollars I would get for writing this blog, there was no … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness – Matthew Bennett
Doctor Bitterness
Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible. Because of this, from time to time, I get sick. Sometimes I even have pain. I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with. When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness
Backpack Bitterness
I am not a teenager anymore. I don't go to school. I don't have important things to carry around. I don't go on extended hikes in the mountains so I can get lost and find my way out. Despite the fact that I am none of those things, I still carry around a backpack. I know I am a dork … Continue reading Backpack Bitterness
Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff. I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
Candy bitterness
I have been to some fantastic candy Meccas in the world like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Candyland. Also, the Jelly Belly Factory in California, Theo's Chocolate in Seattle, and a place called Hershey, Pennsylvania. What did they all have in common? Boring tours. But besides that, they were all excursions. Theo's Chocolate was Seattle and is like 30 … Continue reading Candy bitterness
Bitter Benniversary
It's time to celebrate my doing bensbitterblog for 1 year now. Oooh let the celebrations begin. Let's applaud me for doing something for a whole year. Especially something really hard like writing about things that irritate me and make me bitter. I should be so proud of my accomplishment. Let's be honest. There are at least a thousand things … Continue reading Bitter Benniversary
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