As you may know, I am a Spurs fan and when they lose, I am a very bitter person.  Well last night after going on a 20 game winning streak, 10 from the regular season and 10 in the playoffs, there were looking almost unbeatable and rolling like a Mac Truck towards the finals.  In … Continue reading Special Edition Spurs Bitterness

Malls make me so bitter.  What about malls could possibly make me so bitter? It couldn't be the fact that I have to walk in order to get to stores.  I mean really, if I wanted to walk I would go on a treadmill.  And who would want to walk on a treadmill?  Treadmills are … Continue reading Mall bitterness

LOL's and all that text talk makes me so bitter.  What does it even mean?  Why are the youth of today so confusing with their fancy language? I've seen teenagers before.  LOLing is the farthest thing from what they are doing.  Picture 4 teenagers in a restaurant or sitting on a bench.  What are they … Continue reading LOL bitterness

Parking makes me so bitter.  I drive a car a lot, because you know I do stuff, like work at a place and then I have to drive home to a place, then I go to the grocery store or whatever or go to the mall and my monstrous car has to sit somewhere.  By … Continue reading Parking bitterness

Phones make me so bitter.  There must have been a telemarketer that was calling me in the room of the hospital when I was born, disturbing my birth. That is how bitter I am about phones.  I want to go back in time to when Alexander Graham Bell was working on it and tell him … Continue reading Phone Bitterness

Tuesday is the most bitter day of all.  Let's break down the meaning of Tuesday to explain why it is the most bitter of all days.  According to the internet, which is always true, in Latin, and in Greek it means day of Mars, and Mars is the God of war.   So let's take the meanings … Continue reading Tuesday Bitterness

Yeah, yeah water is good and essential to life and has no calories, blah, blah.  It cleans our clothes and our dishes and cleanses.  But let's talk about all the bitter things and I'm sure you will agree with me that we should be way more bitter about water.  First, how about when you are … Continue reading Water bitterness

Dilbert is bitter about raises and work and his boss.  Wow, we have a lot in common.  Though I think he probably makes more in a month than I make in a year.  And he isn't even real.  This is making me so bitter.

You may have noticed that I wasn't blogging last week.  It's because I was on vacation.  So just so you know, vacations make me so bitter.  For instance, I plan and I plan for months and months to go to Hawaii.  And by plan, I mean my wife tells me when we will go and … Continue reading Vacation bitterness

The Lakers make me so bitter.  There is a reason why the Lakers are the team that people love to hate.  As much as I can't stand Kobe Bryant for his arrogance and his pure dislike of other people that stand in his way of total domination, that isn't it.   As any sports fan knows the Lakers … Continue reading Los Angeles Laker Bitterness

Social media makes me so bitter.  It has been said that if you aren't on the major social media vehicles that you don't exist.   As a bitter person, I know that I don't exist and I don't need some social thing telling everyone that I don't.  I mean what happened to the old days where … Continue reading Social Media bitterness

Hollywood makes me so bitter.  It's always hogging the spotlight from every other town.  I mean for some reason Hollywood takes credit for all the movies made in the world.  I mean what about poor Studio City or even Los Angeles.  Do you have any idea how bitter LA is knowing that you have some … Continue reading Hollywood Bitterness

The hunger games make me so bitter.   I kept waiting the whole movie to see the food that they would get rewarded for when they won the games (On the bitter blog I put spoiler warnings after I spoil it for you, so as to allow you to share in the bitterness).  Not one grape, not an … Continue reading Hunger Games Review Bitterness

The lottery makes me so bitter.  Why do I have put down my bitter earned money just to buy a ticket?  Shouldn't the lottery just be something where the president just picks a number between 1 and 350,000,000 and whoever's citizen number that is gets the money? They just make it so complicated!  I mean who has time … Continue reading Lottery Bitterness

Quotes make me so bitter.  Let's just admit it.  Most of the inspirational quotes we read are from dead guys.  How do we even know that they said them? It's not like they can prove it right?  And most of them are about how we should do stuff and not let days pass by without … Continue reading Quote Bitterness

Cats make me so bitter.  Yeah.

March makes me so bitter.  I mean just admit it March, you try to play it off but you know it is true.  You are not March madness, you are March Bitterness.  Try as you might to get us to believe that you are mad just doesn't fly with me.  Take the NCAA's for instances.  … Continue reading March Bitterness

I decided to start the bitternet because so many people use this thing called the internet to spread joy and information and whatever.  The bitternet is a more focused platform used particularly for the spreading of the virus of bitterness. So feel free to move about and talk amongst the bittermen and bitterwomen of the … Continue reading The bitternet

Boxes make me so bitter.  Boxes like to mock you with their perfectly straight lines and they square or rectangle looking shapes.  For a word that is used to be thinking outside of boxes sure aren't very creative.  They always seem to have the same few shapes.  How about a box that is shaped like … Continue reading Box bitterness

Colors make me so bitter.  I've been told on many occasions that a color I thought was green was actually seafoam.  And a color I thought was pink was salmon.  Bullcrap!  Why do colors insist on being individuals.  They should all be lumped into like 8 or 10 colors we have come to be bitter … Continue reading Color bitterness