Evil Genius aka as Bitter Ben. My first newspaper ad running on a blog. Genius. And evil.
As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven’t been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally. My old channels of finding minnions just isn’t working out so I decided to try the old fashioned way. I am going to run a newspaper ad and then post that newspaper ad on my blog.
One of my former Minions of the Month.
It really is hard to find good minnions these days but if you think you are one of the few, the proud, the psychotic, please apply for a minnion position. I understand that ecomony is failing and that is why I am here to help. If you work for me you have a job for life. If I don’t get anyone, I will be so bitter. So apply today. Or you will be considered good and you will be my enemy.
Arrggghhh
Bitter Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I say bitterness is only good in medicine, or if you fry bitter gourd with egg, then it’s dlicious 🙂
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Bitter taste is my fuel.
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So because you INSPIRE me to be more bitter and you make me laugh I have nominated you for this very inspirational blog thing. I don’t know if it’s an honor or a huge pain so you’re welcome and/or I’m sorry. http://momticks.com/2013/02/13/i-am-honored/
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I want to thank you for your nomination. Where and when is the ceremony? Is it in LA? Should I wear my best powder blue tux with ruffles? Wait…there is no ceremony? That’s it. I am now bitter and I won’t go! Especially if there is no caviar or sushi! I do have a list of demands if you want my future appearance. See my Celebrity Rider Bitterness post.
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“Promise” to divide the power as payment once they obtain it for you muahahahaha?
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Ah minions so full of hope. No! I will not share or give you a salary or anything good. You are minions! You should be happy just being near my evil geniusness.
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I’m quite special; I’m one in a minion.
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Because you are so special someday you will be a minionaire.
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I don’t like to talk about my minions because they’re illegal aliens, and I’m only paying them a nickel an hour.
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You’re definitely overpaying them. Mine are usually more like real aliens and they are easily duped.
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