As a lazy person trapped in an efficient world, I have always appreciated the media for it's ability to make me look like I care about stuff while just sitting and staring at things. For instance, I have this computer that I sit at and if I just get this focused look on my face, type … Continue reading Kid Show Parent bitterness
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Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week
This lemon was just minding his business being all comfortable on the tree, trying to get ripe and all of a sudden someone picks on him(uh I mean picks him). Do you blame this lemon for being a little bitter and sarcastic? When life gives you lemons, try not to make them bitter. Besides, everyone just wants … Continue reading Bitter Picture/Cartoon of the Week
Stair bitterness
When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk. I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young. I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life. Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness
Black Friday bitterness
As I spoke previously about my bitterness about holidays and how we don't have enough, I have come to the realization that the reason why we don't have more holidays is because we don't appreciate the ones that we have. Let's face it, how much do we really care about them? I mean … Continue reading Black Friday bitterness
Fire Alarm Bitterness
I'm pretty sure that from the time I could hear (maybe about the time I was born or so) there has been this super loud noise. Because of this super loud noise, I have survived for 39 years. It is also a fairytale and because of the fairytale I am bitter. I am of course talking about … Continue reading Fire Alarm Bitterness
Holiday Bitterness
You can say a lot of negative things about me, because I am a negative and bitter person, but there is one thing that I am good at. I am a hard worker. I make it to work early every day and get sick just as much as other people, but I don't generally call … Continue reading Holiday Bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
When Kid’s Fight Bitterness
When kids fight it makes me so bitter . It seems like they fight over the littlest things. It all started over a year ago, when one of them was fighting with other friends at an elephant party. They fought over who was the smartest, who was the best at keeping money and who was the best at getting other friends to make … Continue reading When Kid’s Fight Bitterness
Bitter football heading of the week
Don't Crack Now A slumping QB and bitter loss beg the question: Are the once-hot Giants in trouble? Dan Graziano »O'Connor: Eli must rebound »Clayton: Separation Sunday »Luck vs. Tannehill »Week 9 » The answer to that question is I don't care. I could care less about the Giants or the Steelers. What I do … Continue reading Bitter football heading of the week
Bitter fish of the week
My son and daughter were playing Animal Crossing this week and were doing a little fishing when they caught this fish. It's called a bitterling and I know why. It is bitter and small and no one ever pays attention to it. In fact, I bet you didn't even know that there was a fish … Continue reading Bitter fish of the week
First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
From loyal bitter blog follower Bitter Bachelor: "Do you remember when you had a best friend, and you use to do everything together? You were both single and enjoying the single life? You did a number of single things together, like talk for hours, go to the movies, hangout out each others house … Continue reading First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
Halloween Bitterness
Halloween, the bitterest of holidays. Halloween is according to many resources the one that we all spend the most money on. Not sure what the appeal is, maybe wearing a costume makes you feel like another person for a day. Maybe it is the fact that you can eat candy and be on a sugar high … Continue reading Halloween Bitterness
Bitter Bacon Ben
Hello. I'm Ben's Bitter Bacon and I'm taking over here. Ben was too bitter to write anything this today. What a chump. I'm going to be the official Ben's Bitter Blog mascot. Maybe not. Maybe I will just take over. He is bitter, but not as much as me. Now that I have hacked in, there is no … Continue reading Bitter Bacon Ben
End of the taped program bitterness
You know what makes me so bitter? I set up a recording on my DVR for a program and then watch it, because you know that is why I recorded it. So I watch the program until the end and it cuts off like 3 seconds before the program ends. This makes me so bitter. … Continue reading End of the taped program bitterness
Debate bitterness
As a casual non observer of both the presidential debates and the VP debates I feel that I am qualified to give you a take on who won. It is because of my experience with gleaning little bits of information from Twitter and comments made on Facebook and of course Wikipedia, that give me a clear … Continue reading Debate bitterness
Bitter T shirt of the Week
As a person who chooses to write things instead of say things because saying things takes so much effort and is really hard work, my favorite form of expression besides blog writing is T-shirts. So along comes this T-shirt which would be a perfect way to express myself except the state is wrong. And the city. … Continue reading Bitter T shirt of the Week
Airplane bitterness
I am so bitter about airplanes. Everyone says "Yeah! They are a modern miracle that moves us at somewhere near the speed of sound!" or "Yeah I don't have to drive an insane 3000 miles to get to Florida!" What airplanes don't think about is that maybe I want to go slower than the speed of sound! … Continue reading Airplane bitterness
Bitter Twitter of the week
chris palmer@ESPNChrisPalmer Reggie Miller to Shaq: "It sounds like you have a little bit of bitterness." (Open Court) Welcome to the club Shaq. Never thought I would say that!
Bitter Photo of the week
I am hijacking Ben's bitter blog today. My name is Ben's IPod(you'd think he could come up with something more original). I would like to say that he makes me bitter. (Is that how he starts these things?) Every day, he puts me on some charger/speaker thing and makes me repeat all these songs that he likes over … Continue reading Bitter Photo of the week
The grass is always greener bitterness.
You know what makes me so bitter? Besides everything? Whatever people have, they always want to be elsewhere. If they are at work, they want to be at home. If they are at home, they want to go out. If they are out, they want to be at home. When people are single they want to be in a relationship. When they … Continue reading The grass is always greener bitterness.
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