I am not a teenager anymore. I don't go to school. I don't have important things to carry around. I don't go on extended hikes in the mountains so I can get lost and find my way out. Despite the fact that I am none of those things, I still carry around a backpack. I know I am a dork … Continue reading Backpack Bitterness
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Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff. I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear
New button bitterness
Normally I don't post on Tuesday, because it is my least favorite day of the week, but I have added a page at the top of the screen next to my about button. The reason I did this is because I have been "nominated" for the internet blog awards that go around like Amway. They … Continue reading New button bitterness
Candy bitterness
I have been to some fantastic candy Meccas in the world like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and Candyland. Also, the Jelly Belly Factory in California, Theo's Chocolate in Seattle, and a place called Hershey, Pennsylvania. What did they all have in common? Boring tours. But besides that, they were all excursions. Theo's Chocolate was Seattle and is like 30 … Continue reading Candy bitterness
Bitter Podcast
Just a quick shout out to everyone who thought I would never be in any other medium but WordPress. A nice person who has a fantastic blog kriskarria, decided that they were a glutton for punishment and wanted to read one of my most terrible blog posts out loud. I felt so bad for her … Continue reading Bitter Podcast
Car Bitterness
I have a dream that one day my life will be similar to human life on the spaceship from the movie Wall-E. Not for mankind in general but just for me. If you haven't seen the Wall-E, the premise is that humans had to leave earth because it wasn't safe anymore so they all live … Continue reading Car Bitterness
Bitter song of the Week
Bitter Ben's Ipod here. You may remember me from such posts as this one. And no other posts. Ben keeps me really busy, always playing songs and movies and TV shows while he is driving. He is so bitter with rage at the end of the day, that he wants to live dangerously. Which is … Continue reading Bitter song of the Week
Light Bitterness
This weekend I spent some time reflecting on this time of year(in between all the other bitter things I was doing). Daylight savings time happened, which causes us to lose an hour from our weekend, and I didn't get my much needed lazy hour on the couch. It made me wonder what else about Daylight Savings time made me bitter. Then it came to … Continue reading Light Bitterness
Bitter Benniversary
It's time to celebrate my doing bensbitterblog for 1 year now. Oooh let the celebrations begin. Let's applaud me for doing something for a whole year. Especially something really hard like writing about things that irritate me and make me bitter. I should be so proud of my accomplishment. Let's be honest. There are at least a thousand things … Continue reading Bitter Benniversary
Bitter Picture of the Week
Acting is hard. I have tried it zero times and from that experience, I found that I don't like it. You have to memorize lines and deal with multiple assistants that just can't get the right temperature on your cold water, and dealing with the media who sometimes ask hard questions. For instance, What is … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week
Sock Bitterness
It has been said (by google) that only 1.9% of the world's population are twins. In my family, there are two sets. My mother has a twin brother, (who by the way barely looks or acts like her) and my sister has a twin boy and girl. (I call them neice and nephew, but you … Continue reading Sock Bitterness
Bitter pictures of the week
Hopefully it never rains on my couch. If it does, know that I will be blogging from said couch and writing a 200,000 word post about why I am so bitter. Speaking of being bitter, I should have been bitter blogging yesterday. Contrary to my life as a couch dweller, I decided to go against type … Continue reading Bitter pictures of the week
Space bitterness
I am a pretty simple person. I don't ask for much. A million dollars in unmarked bills, an underground car storage facility and a media room with 7.1 Dolby Surround Sound. I just need the basics. The problem is that there is one basic need I have that I'm not getting enough of. Space. No … Continue reading Space bitterness
Bitter Barista Bitterness
If you are from Seattle, maybe you have heard of this travesty of a blog called the "Bitter Barista". I don't want to get this dude any more famous than he already is, but he is this guy who works at a coffee shop who started a blog about things that made him bitter while … Continue reading Bitter Barista Bitterness
Bitter Quote of the week
“If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito.” ― Betty Reese I don't know Betty Reese and she probably doesn't know me (unless she reads bitter blogs or goes to the same gym I avoid) but she has accidently made an awesome quote about … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the week
Bitter Picture of the Week
As any long time follower of this blog would know, I don't love math very much at all. It is too exact and sensical. It makes the universe what it is and it is too hard. I get that 1+1 is three and all that, but after that it get all kinds of non sensey … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week
100th blog post bitterness
It all started out with a dream. It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream. I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about. I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness
Valentine’s Day Bitterness
I wasn't going to post anything today because I did something yesterday and two posts on consecutive days. Aahh....too much. But I couldn't let this day go by without professing my love...for Dwight's bitterness. I can't hold it back anymore. I want to shout it to the world. I want everyone to know that he … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Bitterness
Trial and Error bitterness
There have been some great combinations in the history of combinations. There was Tango and Cash of the movie Tango and Cash. There is the Reese's Peanut Butter claim of chocolate and peanut butter being a good combination. How about a locker and a combination lock? There is Romeo and Juliet, a combination of opposing families … Continue reading Trial and Error bitterness
Evil Genius Bitterness
As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally. My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness
Ben's Bitter Blog 