Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

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Friday is now upon us…please spoil the ending.

If you have read the internet in the last few weeks, you know there is a new fad going around.  It involves movies, TV and Youtube videos.  For some reason, people get busy doing work, going to school functions like school curriculum night or shopping for food and other unimportant tasks.  Poor, sad, cleverly written shows and movies that have been well plotted out with thoughtful structures that are meant to fool you and your genius friends with fantastic endings that shock and amaze.  Reviewers, those bitter writers that aren’t creative enough to make their own movies, TV or Youtube videos, so they tear down others work, because they are compensating for something, have come up with a new phrase.  For some reason reviewers are okay with ruining someones career by giving them a bad review, but when it comes to “ruining the end” they cry SPOILER WARNING and hide key plot points from audiences and allow people to discover the surprise endings themselves.  Come on, really? Why would anyone ever want to go see a movie, if they didn’t know the surprise ending? I’m going to go ahead and tell you every spoiler you could ever want to know.  See below…

 

Spoiler warning…

 

He drives off a cliff right after.

He drives off a cliff right after.

 

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His hands become solid and he beats his bitter rival.

His keeps rotating his hands so fast he turns into a giant fan.

 

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It was revealed later that his gloves were glued to the ropes as a practical joke.

It was revealed later that his gloves were glued to the ropes as a practical joke.

 

Spoiler warning…

 

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He just saw a trucker hat that was cooler than his…

 

Spoiler warning…

He just found out his went over his allowed data for the month.

He just found out he went over his allowed data for the month.

 

Spoiler warning…

 

He just got called for his first foul ever in the NBA.

He just got called for his first foul ever in the NBA.

 

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His Redbox is due in 5 minutes.

His Redbox is due in 5 minutes.

 

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My answer was not much.

My answer was not much.

 

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He starts a career in not biking.

He starts a career in not motocross riding.

 

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He has older brother.

He has an older brother.

 

 

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His career in mascotry doesn't take off.

His career in mascotry doesn’t take off.

 

 

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His experiment was disproved.

He was a wreck the next day.

 

Spoiler warning…I’m gonna go eat some pizza and take a nap under my desk.  Don’t tell anyone, or you’ll get the wrecking ball.

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH

Bitter Spoilered Ben

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30 thoughts on “Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays

      • Took me a while to remember what was going on and what in the world we were talking about with mascots, lol. (I’m inside listening to music right now and I seriously can’t concentrate on crap.)
        I think I didn’t understand why it looked like he had a jetpack of soap and water on his back.
        I still need some breakfast and your comment was from a week ago. I should probably eat breakfast. Might help.

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  1. Firstly, I can’t believe you had someone on hand to film me running out of data… who would have thought loading films onto my phablet would cost so many mb?? And secondly, Miley wrecking the professor was an awesome spoiler. Shame about her grubby granny pants. *shudder*

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