Just like everyone else, I just can’t believe the weekend is over and I have to return to the scene of the crime, I mean work. If I have to be here, I might as well make all the of you miserable, by making a heavy sigh, Hhhhhhh, and rubbing my eyes, reh er reh er, leaning backward on my chair and rolling my eyes as if this is the worst thing ever, ughhhhhhhh, then putting a few bitter pictures on here about how little I want to be here right now.
I don’t know, what’s updog with you?
Good morning floor. How are you?
Another fantastic chance to not use algebra today!
Back to your cage cubicle.
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH
Bitter Monday Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
My Monday was crappy! Bitterly crappy 😦 but after reading your post…all I can say is sigh! And bitterly too LOL!
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Well, join the bitter ranks then. Always feel free to express that bitterness every Monday if needed.
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Why thank you kindly for the offer Bitter Ben…..but be bitterly warned that it may add to your bitterness 😀
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I’m always looking for ways to add to my bitterness.
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Reading this, my dear Ben, I am thinking that We should invent a new Greeting: “Was this Monday Bitter enough for You?” 🙂
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That sounds like a perfect greeting. Just need to add that to Tuesday-Thursday and Friday-Sunday and we should be good.
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Sunday too? Hm, now that is an idea I had not thought of! 🙂
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Every day is a good day for bitterness.
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I’m always bitter at 5:20 am on Monday morning…until I have that first cup of non-bitter coffee. On the upside, I’m awarding you 1,000 bitter points for not using algebra today. Yay!
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Maybe that’s why I am always bitter. I’m out of the house and on the way to work at that time. I will take those bitter points and use them toward bitter prizes right?
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Right! I think I have an opened bag of squashed peanut M&M’s as one of the prizes. You could mix those in your ice cream.
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I would love to pull the old mix Skittles and M&M’s in a jar thing, and watching the faces of people when they two together.
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Awesome. I’ve never tried that…
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I would try it if Skittles and M&M’s didn’t disappear so quickly around me.
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loved the algebra one – and so true too
you can add trigonometry, calculus, and logarithms to the useless shite I was forced to learn at school that I’ve never used since !
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Math is a bitter subject, I don’t really wanna talk about.
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Lol true story .Good to know am not the only prisoner up in this joint..wrote about the same called “sad realities of the working class” check it out on http://www.thenosyneighbour.com
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Yep. The working class kinda gets hosed.
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LOL, thanks, Monday’s are a great injustice!
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There is nothing that Monday’s are good at. Even injustice.
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So . . . if I tell you Monday is my day off, will that make you . . . bitter?
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Well considering that everything makes me bitter, then yes, that would make my Monday bitter.
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But if it didn’t, it wouldn’t? I’m going for EXTRA bitterness here, Ben.
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Let’s just put it this way, Jenn. If there were a gum named after how bitter I feel about you not having to work today, I would be called EXTRA. If there was a evening celebrity newsmagazine named after how bitter I was, it would also be called EXTRA.
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