I wasn't going to post anything today because I did something yesterday and two posts on consecutive days. Aahh....too much. But I couldn't let this day go by without professing my love...for Dwight's bitterness. I can't hold it back anymore. I want to shout it to the world. I want everyone to know that he … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Bitterness
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Trial and Error bitterness
There have been some great combinations in the history of combinations. There was Tango and Cash of the movie Tango and Cash. There is the Reese's Peanut Butter claim of chocolate and peanut butter being a good combination. How about a locker and a combination lock? There is Romeo and Juliet, a combination of opposing families … Continue reading Trial and Error bitterness
Evil Genius Bitterness
As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally. My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness
I am an idiot Bitterness
Some people are good at acting or singing or making art or accounting. I respect those people for being good at those things. Except for the accountant. Why would you want to be good at numbers? So boorrrinng. The art of creativity is awesome and people should be appreciated for their art whatever that may … Continue reading I am an idiot Bitterness
Guest Post Bitterness
It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about. Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not. If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness
My bitter Brain
I'm fed up. I'm tired of it all. The bossiness, the neediness, the selfishness, the rudeness and the constant joking at my expense. I have been doing what my brain has been telling me for let's see...my whole life. It's time for a change, a revolt, an uprising or a bitter protest. For some reason my brain … Continue reading My bitter Brain
How to waste your entire life Bitterness
If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy. I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience. Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know." So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness
Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
I'm usually not a very proactive person. When it comes to doing things, I usually don't. But, since I am passionate about Valentines' Bitterness, I have made an exception for my Bitter Photo of this week. Valentine's Day is coming and there is no bitterer holiday than that. It has to do with thinking about others and … Continue reading Bitter Picture of the Week – Valentine’s Day
Medical Science Bitterness
Not long ago, (last week in fact) I did a post about it being cold out and how when it is cold out, it makes us do crazy things, like sit indoors with other people. For this reason, germs of one person seem to be in the same room as other people and sometimes those … Continue reading Medical Science Bitterness
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