My long, thin horsey face is full of a lot of things. Crap yes, but other things too. It is the home to two dull brown/hazel eyes that are good for seeing right past you into a vast wasteland. They also show you that I am not at all interested in looking at you. They … Continue reading Bitter Ben Face
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Bitter Rivalry of the Week: The Roads vs The Car
Every single day, an epic battle commences between these two bitter rivals. The rubber meets the road. The pavement meets the tire. The asphalt meets the exhaust and when all is said and done both are left exhausted. The bitter rivalry of the week is the car vs. the road. All roads every want to be … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: The Roads vs The Car
Wiper Blade Bitterness
There are a lot of things that annoy me as you may have already been able to deduce from one or possibly two of my other posts. If you have been able to catch that, congrats on your grasp of the obvious. You and my doctor would get along great. As you might also … Continue reading Wiper Blade Bitterness
Fight or Flight Friday Giftures
Sometimes when you get trapped (in your cubicle, or in a store) there are only two things you can do. You can Fight for Your Right to Party, or you can join the Flight Club, but just remember the first rule about the Flight Club. Do not talk about the Flight Club. Second rule, … Continue reading Fight or Flight Friday Giftures
Bitter Anti-Social Media
There is all kinds of talk about social media and how fantastic it is. You know, how it helps us keep connected with people that we wanted to leave behind a long time ago, but somehow got lucky enough to reconnect with? Or how Twitter can help us ignore thousands of people almost simultaneously. How … Continue reading Bitter Anti-Social Media
Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Rest vs. Rust
In the NBA, after a long basketball season, when a really good team clinches a playoff spot pretty early and they still have a bunch of games left, they have to make a big decision. Do we rest our best players for the rest of the season, because it is a long season and the … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Rest vs. Rust
Unplanned obsolescence bitterness
Whether you like it or not, many products and services fail(I'm not the only thing that fails over and over). It is the nature of things to eventually break whether it is your car, your refrigerator, or Transformer toy collection(like I would know anything about this). What you may not know is that companies and manufacturers actually plan … Continue reading Unplanned obsolescence bitterness
Dental Friday Giftures
I'm no an Anti-Dentite(yes Jerry, I'm bringing it back) but I just paid a visit to my dentist and his crew on Wednesday. And these guys and girls were all swagging around the DO (Dentist's Office) like they owned the place (they really only own part of the place). These guys and girls think … Continue reading Dental Friday Giftures
My Bitter Travels
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uneS6daoaYM Most of you could get a pretty good read of who I am as a person by reading what I put out on this blog (I.E. a penchant for laying on the couch and eating pizza), and judge me as lazy and you would be right. However, if you said something like,"That guy probably … Continue reading My Bitter Travels
Bitter August Everyone!
Yes, I am aware that it is no longer August anymore. Do I look calendarly deficient to you? I am able to read a calendar. But everyone seems to be in such a celebration mode about it being September already when August on our calendar less than 7 hours ago (as of press time). Rah, … Continue reading Bitter August Everyone!
Bitter Rivalry of The Week – Burger King vs. McDonald’s
Yeah, it's Mondayyyyy! My favorite day of the week except every other day except Tuesdayyyy. Moving on from that sarcasm, I was walking to the library the other day(not to read, but because they have free internet there), and a lightbulb hit me over the head. Not an idea, but an actual lightbulb. It kind … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of The Week – Burger King vs. McDonald’s
Bitter News From the Couch Vol. 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uneS6daoaYM There's nothing better than waking up early on a Sunday, sun is shining, birds are chirping, a cool breeze coming in through the window and you feel in your bones it is going to be a great day, and then you turn on the TV and the news comes on. Oh, yeah, I forgot, … Continue reading Bitter News From the Couch Vol. 2
Clawing your way to the Middle Friday Giftures
Remember when you were a kid and you played baseball or soccer or gymnastics and you didn't get first, second or third so they gave you a participation badge? Remember those summers when you just wanted to stay inside all the time and just watch TV? Remember those times when you were in a group … Continue reading Clawing your way to the Middle Friday Giftures
Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
There have been a lot of big disasters lately. Floods in Colorado, a government that is so lazy that they are making excuses about why they can't "come in to work today" (something about their healthcare, IE faking sick again) and the ending of Breaking Bad(I heard it was a show about chemistry. Uh, wow that … Continue reading Surviving Work Disasters Bitterness
Dear Dairy,
Dear Dairy, I know you are all about choices, but let's just stop pretending that Skim and 1% should even exist. (At 1% you might as well drinking watered down water.) Let's just start with 3 and 4%, then go to whole. Or we could skip all those and start with Half and Half (doesn't … Continue reading Dear Dairy,
Bitter News from the Couch Vol. 1
The nature of the news business is fast, quick, breaking and then stuck in the scrap heap. You might be at the top of the news at 6 am, but by the 7 am news, nooobody really cares about you, or remembers who you are. This might be why I just don't care about … Continue reading Bitter News from the Couch Vol. 1
Bitter Payback Friday Giftures
It's national get back that jerk at work day. I'm not sure if that is true, but we are celebrating that on a local level and by local level, I mean on my level. And by jerk at work, I mean whatever jerk you want to find to get back at. If nothing else, … Continue reading Bitter Payback Friday Giftures
Bitter Corrections
Corrections are so annoying. Some people like them, so they can improve themselves and make themselves better, but I never have. First of all, why would you want to be and improve and be better when you can get angry and bitter? Second, the people doing the correcting always seem to think that they are … Continue reading Bitter Corrections
Bitter Brick Wall
In order to build a wall you need hard work, determination, drive and I think materials. I don't have any of those things. When you are bitter like me, you will sometimes attract people that are happy that want to try to change you. Usually people like that do a lot of talking. I know lots … Continue reading Bitter Brick Wall
Bitterly Scarred Part 1
"You wanna know how I got these scars?" The Joker famously spouted this line several times in The Dark Knight. None of the people he was telling really wanted to know, but didn't really have a choice because he was going to tell them anyways. Well, I guess I'm the Joker to you right now. … Continue reading Bitterly Scarred Part 1
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