It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about. Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not. If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness
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How to waste your entire life Bitterness
If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy. I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience. Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know." So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness
Medical Science Bitterness
Not long ago, (last week in fact) I did a post about it being cold out and how when it is cold out, it makes us do crazy things, like sit indoors with other people. For this reason, germs of one person seem to be in the same room as other people and sometimes those … Continue reading Medical Science Bitterness
The Bitter Cold
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I have been outside in a temperature that was colder than you. I know that sounds really lame to some people who live in Arizona or California or Saudi Arabia. Why would you even care? And why would that ever be something to brag about? Well, … Continue reading The Bitter Cold
The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition
Each of the four Disney Parks have a symbol of the park, essentially not only the theme of the park, but also the center of the park. Magic Kingdom is of course the princess castle, Animal Kingdom is a big tree (yes, a tree), Disney Studios(which we will talk about later) is the Magic Hat that Mickey wears in … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Part 3 Epcot Edition
The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I am okay with paying money for things that are such a great experience that I couldn't recreate them in my backyard or somewhere near home or do for free somewhere. For instance, I'm pretty sure I couldn't build a rollercoaster in my backyard, or visit one for free somewhere. So, I will pay for tickets to go to an … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
Mirror Bitterness
Mirror Mirror on the wall, Who is the bitterest of them all? This guy! They say that the mirror is the gateway or doorway or window to the soul. And by they, I mean you know that guy or girl that said it once. Actually, maybe it is the eyes that are the window. Close enough. Anyways, … Continue reading Mirror Bitterness
Stair bitterness
When I was a child, at some point, I learned how to walk. I don't remember when I first did because I was like a little to young. I should have though, because I normally remembered the momentous occasions in my life. Like graduating from 3rd grade or getting stood up on my first date, or falling on my face in … Continue reading Stair bitterness
Holiday Bitterness
You can say a lot of negative things about me, because I am a negative and bitter person, but there is one thing that I am good at. I am a hard worker. I make it to work early every day and get sick just as much as other people, but I don't generally call … Continue reading Holiday Bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
When Kid’s Fight Bitterness
When kids fight it makes me so bitter . It seems like they fight over the littlest things. It all started over a year ago, when one of them was fighting with other friends at an elephant party. They fought over who was the smartest, who was the best at keeping money and who was the best at getting other friends to make … Continue reading When Kid’s Fight Bitterness
First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
From loyal bitter blog follower Bitter Bachelor: "Do you remember when you had a best friend, and you use to do everything together? You were both single and enjoying the single life? You did a number of single things together, like talk for hours, go to the movies, hangout out each others house … Continue reading First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
Debate bitterness
As a casual non observer of both the presidential debates and the VP debates I feel that I am qualified to give you a take on who won. It is because of my experience with gleaning little bits of information from Twitter and comments made on Facebook and of course Wikipedia, that give me a clear … Continue reading Debate bitterness
Bitter T shirt of the Week
As a person who chooses to write things instead of say things because saying things takes so much effort and is really hard work, my favorite form of expression besides blog writing is T-shirts. So along comes this T-shirt which would be a perfect way to express myself except the state is wrong. And the city. … Continue reading Bitter T shirt of the Week
Bitter Twitter of the week
chris palmer@ESPNChrisPalmer Reggie Miller to Shaq: "It sounds like you have a little bit of bitterness." (Open Court) Welcome to the club Shaq. Never thought I would say that!
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