First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!

For all the bitter singles out there.

 

 

 

From loyal bitter blog follower Bitter Bachelor:

“Do you remember when you had a best friend, and you use to do everything together?  You were both single and enjoying the single life? You did a number of single things together, like talk for hours, go to the movies, hangout out each others house etc.

Then one day, your best friend decides to marry.  And of course, he’s asked you to be the best man, and your promptly agree; because, he is, after all, your best friend.

So, now he’s married, and enjoying the married life, and is doing what married people do. He’s picking up kids, he’s shopping for the family, he’s working around the house, he’s having date night with his wife and he’s adjusting well to becoming a very domesticated husband.  Which is not a bad thing, but suddenly, after a few years of being put off, you’ve come to the realization that your best friend is no longer accessible as he once was, and he can no longer “hangout” like he used to.

The relationship dynamic has changed. You now have to find yourself a new “single” friend.  This makes me so bitter.  Because I am now a single bitter bachlor, who is without a single guy best friend.  Oh, don’t get me wrong.  We still get together, but its always in a “couples” setting.  Which, also is not bad.  But, being single as I am,  each time we get together, I show up with a different woman.  I know his wife thinks “what a shallow guy”.  But, if we were both still single this would not be a problem.  So, I say, single Bitter Bachelors unite.  Reclaim your once single best friend, or get a new single best friend.  Me? I’m going to look for a new buddy.  If you know what I’m talking about feel free to comment.”

This is now Bitter Ben.  I’m not sure what Bitter Bachelor Dwayne is talking about, and I apologize for him not being funny like me, but I thank him for his bitter post.  He wants comments, so you know, let him know what you think.

If anyone else would like to guest post, besides my Ipod or Bitter Bacon Ben, then let me know.  Those guys are just obnoxious.

An Arrrghhh goes out to the Bitter Bachelor.

Bitter Ben

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