You probably think that my life is all about drama. Every week I'm complaining about something so minuscule that it bothers me enough to write a whole post about it. But in reality, I don't have much drama. My life is about the little things that make me bitter. On the other hand, a lot … Continue reading The Drama Highway
Sarcasm
Pick Up Lines Ben
You all thought I was lazy. And you are absolutely right. If it was possible for someone invent something that would allow me to slide off the couch, roll me to the kitchen where a sandwich would be made for me, I would probably never leave the couch. Then the other day, I watched something … Continue reading Pick Up Lines Ben
Falling off the Edge Bitter Friday Giftures
I am so mad at myself. Yesterday as I was leaving the building to go home, I decided to help someone by holding the door open for them. Big mistake. They took their time getting to the door, and then I had to wait for them to open it for me. Then because it … Continue reading Falling off the Edge Bitter Friday Giftures
Snoring Open House Bitterness
Can I please bore you with more things about homes? Because I have certainly gotten bored about homes. I work for a company that does mortgages for people and I write about it them all day. If I'm not blogging about it, I'm Facebooking about it. And of course, we just bought a house recently, … Continue reading Snoring Open House Bitterness
The Greatest Gif Show alive
There have been reports of this movie The Greatest Show on Earth, actually being the greatest show on earth. I have some words to say about that. Namely, that it isn't true. How in the world can it be the greatest show on earth when there is no falling, no tripping, no falling backward, … Continue reading The Greatest Gif Show alive
Driver’s License Bitterness
I grew up in South Dakota, so I've been driving a motorized vehicle since I was 14. I'm quite proud of the fact that I got my first citation in a Chevy Citation before most of you were even thinking about driving. I was driving on what the kids called the Loop in junior high … Continue reading Driver’s License Bitterness
Food Vs. Clothes Bitterness
The nice thing about having a bitter blog is that you always have something to write about. The bad thing about a bitter blog is that you always have something to write about. I could have choosen to write about a dozen things this morning because oh my gosh it is freaking Monday, after a … Continue reading Food Vs. Clothes Bitterness
Casual Friday Giftures
It's been a long week. Every single day I've had to wear clothes to work. Not jammies, not shorts, actual clothes. I don't know what the deal is with strict dress codes around the workplace these days, but this needs to stops. I don't know why I have to change when I get home. … Continue reading Casual Friday Giftures
The Bitter Anniversary of Blog Hill Battle
I've seen things people. Six years ago, I was just a beat down customer service agent, boiling inside with all kinds of bitterness. I had had enough of talking on the phone, having unreliable co-workers and working in a toxic atmosphere. Okay, most of the toxicity was me, but you know, it was everyone that … Continue reading The Bitter Anniversary of Blog Hill Battle
Make up bitterness
I have a daughter. You might not know that because I don't mention her much. She is really shy with the media, so I don't get to interview her very much. She is kind of elusive that way, so most of what you get on her is speculation from other media outlets and pictures that … Continue reading Make up bitterness
Learning the Bad Behavior from Sports
I grew up on sports. It's hard to imagine, but when I was young I was in good shape. I was even taller than the average person from about 7th grade on. Until my freshman year of college, I was like 4% body fat. Then my metabolism slowed, but my eating did not. It was … Continue reading Learning the Bad Behavior from Sports
Call it a Comeback Bitter Friday Giftures
You know that expression, "nothing bad ever really goes away"? Probably not, because I just made it up. Anyways, winter is so dumb. Whoever made it up just likes to mess with people. We had a pretty mild winter, like 50 degrees most of it, until the Groundhog poked his stupid face up and … Continue reading Call it a Comeback Bitter Friday Giftures
Math Bitterness
Something just doesn't add up. It seems like we are all just so divided. Maybe it is just time to subtract something from all of our lives. Either that or we need to multiply our efforts. I just think there is no common denominator anymore. I just feel like if we just took a fraction … Continue reading Math Bitterness
This isn’t the Voice
I am constantly losing things. I've lost my wallet multiple times, usually when I needed it the most. Once I lost my wallet when I was at an amusement park in Cincinnati and had to have all the money so I could buy sweet souviners. I was steaming mad, but as always, it was inside … Continue reading This isn’t the Voice
Super Straw Friday Giftures
I'm finally starting to watch Parks And Rec, by the recommendation of just about everyone, and you know for a fact it isn't because of Leslie Knope. Way to optomistic, way too friendly, way too much of a hard worker. Obviously it is for Ron Swanson and Andy. Ron is the perfect example and … Continue reading Super Straw Friday Giftures
Bitter Long Legs
I was attending another function as I am loathe to do because usually functions have to do with interacting with other human people, and I was sitting down like normal (standing is for athletes and psychopaths). I'm 6'1, so not that tall, but tall enough that I have tall people problems. I have to reach … Continue reading Bitter Long Legs
Debendable Ben – The Snow MVP
I forged my bitterness in the cold snow and ice of South Dakota. I grew up there, and it wasn't a fun place, especially in the winter. I've mentioned many times on this blog, but not recently, that one time when I was in 3rd grade, it got to -80 F wind chill and they … Continue reading Debendable Ben – The Snow MVP
Blog Closed Today
In light of the events of it being too snowy, windy and cold outside and my bitterness for having to go outside and go sledding and have snowball fights, it has been determined that this blog will be closed today. If you are caught in this hideous storm, feel free to be bitter as well. … Continue reading Blog Closed Today
Towel A Ban Bitter Friday Giftures
Today, I'm going to go all Seinfeld on you. I know it similar to some of the plots of many of the Seinfeld shows, but who is in charge of the automatic towel dispensers in the bathroom? Some of them roll out a red carpet below your feet before they stop dispensing. Others, like … Continue reading Towel A Ban Bitter Friday Giftures
Obey My Commands!
It's Valentine's Day here on the BBB. Well, I guess it is also other places too, but I'm not sure. We do a lot of things on Valentine's around here. Like complain about love and hearts, and candy and flowers and we wonder why the heck they don't make a bigger deal about National Pizza … Continue reading Obey My Commands!
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