I've noticed lately that I'm not quite reaching all the people that I want to. I don't know if Bitterness is dying just as much as leaves on all the trees around here, but it seems like this time of year, should bring bitterness about, not cause it to go into hibernation. I looked … Continue reading All in one Bitterness Device
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Surefire ways to get people to annoy you
I love advice. I can't wait to hear it, swish it around like a fine glass of water, let it sink deep down into my soul, allow it to be knocked around inside my head, then ignore it completely. So please give it to me. I want all the advices. Let me know all about … Continue reading Surefire ways to get people to annoy you
Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version
The forest is a place full of mystery, wonder and trees. Lots and lots of trees. Forests would be awesome if it wasn't for all the trees. If you haven't noticed, especially at this time of year, trees are kind of jerks. They litter constantly, they are always swaying and scratching and making spooky noises … Continue reading Lost in the Woods and other Bitter Posts: The Epcot Version
Coming up Short Friday Giftures
Though I am tall(er than most ants), this week was short, because I took Monday and Tuesday off not only from work but also from blogging. The thing about short weeks is that they make the days you actually work last even longer. Every hour is so magnified that each second lasts an hour, every hour lasts a day … Continue reading Coming up Short Friday Giftures
The Bitter Beard Battle of Movember
I have always had an issue with authority. I don't like people telling me what to do. I know, shocker right? As the last Tootsie roll fell from the hands of a reluctant, road weary candy shiller into the bucket of my children's overflowing Halloween bucket, dudes all around nation grabbed their razor's or electronic shavers and then … Continue reading The Bitter Beard Battle of Movember
Lost causes and Lost Bitter Posts Disney Chronicles Part 2
When I was 5 or so, my younger brother and I had just got some new pajamas. Since I was the older and more bitter brother, of course, I got Superman and he got Batman pajamas. Since I was imbued with all the superpowers of Superman, I didn't need my parents help for anything, so … Continue reading Lost causes and Lost Bitter Posts Disney Chronicles Part 2
Funny Blog Friday and Halloween Bitter Giftures
When I first moved to Seattle, my brother in law(and his family) had just moved here too. When he moved to another house, he forgot his valued high school sweatshirt. So one day, out of the kindness of our hearts (by ours I mean not mine) we brought it back to him. He said he … Continue reading Funny Blog Friday and Halloween Bitter Giftures
Bitter Funny Blog Friday and Bitter Mischief Day
Hey Weirdos, this isn't so much a post as just a reminder. I would have just posted this on Facebook and Twitter, but I don't have any real life friends so I'm posting it here. Remember that Funny Blog Friday(#FBF) is tomorrow. You can still sign up for my Epic Failure Contest by following me on Twitter or … Continue reading Bitter Funny Blog Friday and Bitter Mischief Day
The Bitter Battle for Control (and how everything can be a weapon)
I'm a longtime fan of action movies. Some people like action movies for the explosions or the tension, or the unbelievability of it all. While those are all good things, especially the unbelievability of them, it's the individual fight scenes between two fairly even opponents that fascinates me. That is what most action movies seem to … Continue reading The Bitter Battle for Control (and how everything can be a weapon)
Epic Failure Contest
Don't ever tell me that I learn a lesson from failing at something. A couple of years ago, when this blog was very new and I was idealistic about it going to a place where I would never have to do real work ever again, I held a contest giveaway. I did what I thought … Continue reading Epic Failure Contest
The Land of the Lost Bitter Posts – The Disney Chronicles
Hey Bitter Stalkers! I've got a really bitter true story to tell you. When I graduated from high school (don't laugh, bitter people graduate too. Cause teachers want them gone, duh!) I got a senior trip because my parents didn't want to get me a car. So I decided to go to Cincinnati, because I'm … Continue reading The Land of the Lost Bitter Posts – The Disney Chronicles
Can’t do attitude Friday Giftures
The thing I love best about living in America is the amount of freedom we are given. Dreams are so abundant here that they grow on tall, leaf covered lamp posts. If there is a light on your street, there is a dream to be achieved. If you want to a successful salesman, all you … Continue reading Can’t do attitude Friday Giftures
My Bitter Nightmare
It's that time of the year again. The fake and real spiderwebs are out in force, fake and pumpkin guts are spilled all over and fake and real people are dressed up as fake and real ugly people. This time of year is the time of nightmares. As you can probably imagine, there are … Continue reading My Bitter Nightmare
The Long Lost Bitter Posts Volume 3
Of all the things I've lost over the years, my mind is the thing that I miss the least. The thing I miss the most is my internet connection. How else am I supposed to post all my bitter thoughts across all kinds of internet platforms, if I only have two bars? Thinking about stuff … Continue reading The Long Lost Bitter Posts Volume 3
Bitter Eye Roll Friday Giftures
A bitter Friday to you, Bitter Stalkers (suggested name of the Bitter Blog followers by Insanitybytes22) out there! Earlier this week I tweeted a tweet about Eye Rolling and my Eye Rolling expertise: https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/521788013844504576 I knew even way back earlier in the week, that eye rolling was destined to be the subject of this week's … Continue reading Bitter Eye Roll Friday Giftures
Language Barrier Bitterness and the Bitter Translator
There are like a thousand different languages being spoken every day. In my office alone, there is English, Spanish, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean, sarcasm, Texas drawl and the one I speak, Bitterness. Those are just the ones that I can think of. There is also the written languages that can be easily misinterpreted like email, texting, tweeting, Facebooking and … Continue reading Language Barrier Bitterness and the Bitter Translator
Writing Activity p. 25 blog summary
This blogger found and disected the Ben's Bitter Blog for their class. Take a look to see what happened when they put bitterness in a blender and saw what came out.
How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
Welcome to the first bi-annual, monthly weekly conference for Bitter Workaholics Anonymous. I am your keynote speaker, Bitter Ben, and I am a non-recovering non-workaholic. I do my best at work to only focus on the things that are most important at work. Blogging, browsing of the internet, games, texting and catching up on my … Continue reading How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
The Lost Bitter Posts Volume 2
Because I am a bitter man and a stubborn person, I would much more prefer to get lost on my way somewhere than to ever ask someone for instructions. I have wandered the streets of downtown Seattle aimlessly for hours, got lost in the mountains overnight and even got lost on my way from the … Continue reading The Lost Bitter Posts Volume 2
Messy Freaking Friday Giftures
My desk is a mess, my car is a mess, my clothes are a mess. Even Pigpen thinks I'm a mess. Life is messy that is for sure, but none more than mine. In fact, my hair is so tired of the mess my brain is, that the sides spike out just so they won't have to be … Continue reading Messy Freaking Friday Giftures
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