When I first moved to Seattle, my brother in law(and his family) had just moved here too. When he moved to another house, he forgot his valued high school sweatshirt. So one day, out of the kindness of our hearts (by ours I mean not mine) we brought it back to him. He said he didn’t want it, and told us to keep it. So of course, we didn’t listen and left it there. This set off an epic battle of hide and seek in which we traded the sweatshirt back and forth at each other’s houses and found better hiding spots for it each time. While I think we have the sweatshirt to this day, we won the battle and the war when we found a picture online of a scarecrow that prompted our final smackdown. See the picture below.
It looked so scary to his wife that she thought there was a creeper waiting on their porch.
What do you think Chloe….
Alright, that is way too much funny for me or anyone else to handle. So back to my regularly scheduled Bitter Halloween Spooky Friday Giftures.
Why is this guy…
I don’t know what is creepier…
We could play bob for apples..
That guy was trying to get revenge…
This guy was about to win….
Don’t ever mess with Coach Ghost Rider…
Don’t mess with Ellen Degenerate…
It takes training and hard work…
Oh my gosh…
Henry was really far behind…
Bitter Halloween, everyone. I hope your candy bag is full of Whoppers, apples and razorblades. I hope your houses are haunted and you get tricked instead of treated. I hope your ghoulfriend breaks up with you and your dreams are haunted. And worst of all, I hope the Christmas specials and ads on TV start invading your life before Halloween is even over. Booo HAHAHAHA!
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Victoria of Angst Anarchy
Alanna of White Girls Be Like…
Jamie of Fits of Wit
H.E. Ellis of H.E. Ellis
Jessie of Jessie Reyna
Alice of Alice at Wonderland
Ben of Ben’s Bitter Blog
Jenn of Properly Ridiculous
Lisa of Buddhaful Britt
JC of JCS Bloggery
Sarah of No Cry Babies
Elke of The Pretty Platform
Jack of The Things I see Up Here
Chicks A & E of Too Funny Chicks
Charly of Crazy Life
Kevin of Trailer Trash Deluxe
Karilin of That Nameless Color
Art from Pouring My Art Out
Bitter #FBF Ben