In case you couldn’t tell by the image above, it is FBF or Funny Blog Friday for those that can’t read.
When I first moved to Seattle, my brother in law(and his family) had just moved here too. When he moved to another house, he forgot his valued high school sweatshirt. So one day, out of the kindness of our hearts (by ours I mean not mine) we brought it back to him. He said he didn’t want it, and told us to keep it. So of course, we didn’t listen and left it there. This set off an epic battle of hide and seek in which we traded the sweatshirt back and forth at each other’s houses and found better hiding spots for it each time. While I think we have the sweatshirt to this day, we won the battle and the war when we found a picture online of a scarecrow that prompted our final smackdown. See the picture below.
Yes we did.
It looked so scary to his wife that she thought there was a creeper waiting on their porch.
Thank you Rocket. I agree.
What do you think Chloe….
Funny enough for you?
Alright, that is way too much funny for me or anyone else to handle. So back to my regularly scheduled Bitter Halloween Spooky Friday Giftures.
Why is this guy…
…balancing on a round oversized pumpkin?
Boo!
…Who knew an oversized ball could be so scary?
I don’t know what is creepier…
…the slot machine eyes, the Clicklet teeth, or the snake charmed tail.
We could play bob for apples..
…or play some whack-a-mole.
Historical fact….
…not only was the Titanic haunted, but it was filled with explosives.
That guy was trying to get revenge…
…on Ghost Car.
This guy was about to win….
…until he was tripped by Ghost Runner, then possessed by Ghost Worm.
Don’t ever mess with Coach Ghost Rider…
…or you’ll get fired and that can be a little shocking.
Don’t mess with Ellen Degenerate…
…or she will get you back Taylor Swiftly.
It takes training and hard work…
…to prevent a catastrophe.
Oh my gosh…
…Miley. Please stop the twerking. Please!
Henry was really far behind…
…until he ran into the pole position.
Bitter Halloween, everyone. I hope your candy bag is full of Whoppers, apples and razorblades. I hope your houses are haunted and you get tricked instead of treated. I hope your ghoulfriend breaks up with you and your dreams are haunted. And worst of all, I hope the Christmas specials and ads on TV start invading your life before Halloween is even over. Booo HAHAHAHA!
Don’t forget to enter my contest by either following me on Twitter, Facebook, or if you’ve done both already, clicking a “Like” on one of my posts 6 months old or older. See here for details on my contest. Entries will end by the end of today and I will let you know a winner next week sometime when I feel like it.
The other Funny Blog Friday bloggers below:
Victoria of Angst Anarchy
Alanna of White Girls Be Like…
Jamie of Fits of Wit
H.E. Ellis of H.E. Ellis
Jessie of Jessie Reyna
Alice of Alice at Wonderland
Ben of Ben’s Bitter Blog
Jenn of Properly Ridiculous
Lisa of Buddhaful Britt
JC of JCS Bloggery
Sarah of No Cry Babies
Elke of The Pretty Platform
Jack of The Things I see Up Here
Chicks A & E of Too Funny Chicks
Charly of Crazy Life
Kevin of Trailer Trash Deluxe
Karilin of That Nameless Color
Art from Pouring My Art Out
ARRRRRGGGHHHH
Bitter #FBF Ben
Ben's Bitter Blog 
I love you Friday Giftures, Bitter Ben. That is all.
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Your. That’s a very important “r”. Not that I don’t love you, friday Giftures Bitter Ben, but I try to keep that quiet.
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I would keep that kind of thing quiet if I were you. But I would definitely tell your parents that you intend to marry the Friday Giftures so they can at least spring for the honeymoon.
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I can see being in love with Friday Giftures. As long as you ignore the words that go along with them, you might think you were on a normal, funny blog instead of a bitter old grumpy guys.
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This is the funniest post I’ve ever read. Cool gifs.
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Wow that doesn’t say much for all the posts you’ve ever read. I’m really sorry about that.
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🙂
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Talk about self-deprecating.
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I have no idea what you are talking about being I am so poor at figuring out social cues.
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Reblogged this on AnswerIt and commented:
They said “go out and get some exercise, it’ll be good for you!”
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ouch
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Yep, that marathon dude had to have really been hurt.
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I had that image in my head all day long, poor chap.
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My head is about 90% bitterness, so I don’t have any room for anything like that, or any intelligence for that matter.
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Reblogged this on That Snarky Brunette and commented:
too funny!
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Whoopers are great! I love them, and I’d be happy if my kid came home with a bunch I could steal from her! Also, Thank You for reminding me I told my 14 year old daughter I would record all the Hallmark holiday movies and even WATCH them with her…what was I thinking? Those movies go on for days! I’ll need those Whoopers to get through the movies! Happy Halloween!
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Let me guess, you prefer Peppermint Patties, apples and Jolly Ranchers over Snickers, Milky Way, Skittles and 3 Musketeers! Someday there will be a great debate on the rankings of candy, but I don’t know if I would survive it.
As far as the Christmas movies, we’ve seen them all. And I’m sure we will continue to start watching them as soon as the networks start showing repeats.
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Okay laughing laughing laughing then. oooooo that poor guy! I’m a runner and thank God a woman though it still would have hurt like hell. Is that your daughter she’s so cute! Thanks for the laughs, and laughs, and laughs. Have a great weekend dude.
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No, my daughter hasn’t been featured in the blog as I want to hide her identity. I don’t want people in general to associate her with anything to do with bitter. I just hope kids at her school don’t know what a blog is yet.
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well she was a cute little girl nonetheless.
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My girl is cute too, so I protect her from my bitterness.
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I totally followed and clicked like on your March 30 post I think – it made fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, and anyone who does that is tops with me. I hate her. The Titanic caption was my favorite – why does everything explode in Hollywood? Oh and Happy Halloween!
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No matter how little time you have, there is always time to make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow, that stupid uncoupling shank. There are other celebrities I hate too and will often sneak those in posts from time to time. Thanks for clicking on stuff and I will enter you in the contest!
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The motorcycle one caused me to *handface*. I’m wondering what the vehicle did, or if the person was just a moron. Really, how did they think that was a good idea?
And the pole one? I’m KIND OF thinking there should’ve been something either indicating that a pole was RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER (at crotch-level, no less) or blocking it somehow. There’s no telling how many people that happened to. Not cool, marathon organizers. Not cool.
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Yeah, motorcycle guy = not so smart. I’m really not sure what he would be thinking, but sometimes anger and bitterness gets the best of SOME people.
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Well now all of a sudden they’re showing up. Your blog likes to mess with me.
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My blog messes with quite a few people. Even me.
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Well that’s not nice!
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I already know the winner. It’s me geeze! Bitter grunt.
None of your Gif’s show up for me anyway..
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Actually, I’m the winner, because I’m keeping the money for myself.
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Don’t make me come over there!
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Oh I will make you come over here. Especially if you win. I’m not sending this to Canada.
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Oh yes you are! And what do you mean IF I win. I’m winning!
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Well, then you are booking a plane to Seattle so you can pick it up, cause I’m not sending it.
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Well umm…no
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Oh man… I hate to be a bother, but I got in on this funny blog thing late, and you might have gotten the list of links before it was updated… any way you could add me to your link list???
http://pouringmyartout.com/
also, I love the little videos… I need to learn how to do that… and whoever invented piñatas was an idiot.
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Not a bother. I just added it. Good luck on your Funny Friday post!
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I was so worried about being funny that I just ended up being me… which might be even funnier than if I tried to be funny… or something… thank you so much. Sorry for the confusion.
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I was worried about being funny for about a minute. Until I realized that I was going to do the same post I do every Friday with the gifs. Let the pictures type out all the words for me.
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I do that with my Photoshop pictures… when in doubt… turn Dick Cheney into something weird!
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I’m terrible at editing stuff and it takes a little time, so I usually just steal other people’s work and take credit for it.
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I can’t edit… or spell… or punctuate…
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At least you can read…
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Well played!
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I used to play sports…badly.
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I never did… I don’t have the organized sports gene… or the fashion gene either.
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My favorite one is that coach. He’s awesome.
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I know right? It would be awesome if he ONLY had flaming hair. But to add lightning power? It’s almost not fair how cool that guy is.
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Wrong in so many ways!
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I’m pretty much wrong all the time, so yep you’re right.
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.gifs of nut shots never get old.
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Yep. If it wasn’t for nut shots, no one would ever visit this blog.
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You are my kind of people.
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So you are a bitter people? Or you like making fun of people?
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