I spent all week not working. Okay, I don't work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy. I sent the kids off to school, "allowed" my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home. When someone interrupts my … Continue reading In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
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Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
Since it is Friday and November, it is time for people to start thinking about things that they are thankful for. Other people that is. If you know anything about me though, I'm not other people though am I? So, I am going to talk about things I'm not thankful for. My computer... Un-fortune-ate … Continue reading Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
Line Bitterness
According to the website Mathisfun.com(Mathis might be fun, but math is nothing but pure bitterness), the geometric definition of a line is three things. 1: It has no thickness, 2. It is straight (has no curves) and C. It extends in both directions (it has no end). I happen to believe that some lines are … Continue reading Line Bitterness
How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
This last Friday, I was celebrating yet another terrible week of work, (156 weeks and counting) by ordering a Pizza Hut Pizza(156 weeks and counting). This is always a way for me to not only mark the last day of the week before I don't have to do it anymore(for two days), but it is … Continue reading How to Bitterly Disappoint Someone or yourself
The Bitter Blog Bandit is on the loose…again
Bitter Greetings bloggers of the internet. I am Bitter Barry of the BBI (Bitter Bureau of Investigation for those of you who live under the sea. I'm talking to you Ariel!). I am in a casually desperate search for a criminal called the Ben the Bitter Blog Bandit. He is not really dangerous or scary, but he is in … Continue reading The Bitter Blog Bandit is on the loose…again
Bitter Reasons to be tall
I guess today is a holiday, though how would I know it? I'm at work, doing work (well, not right now) and I see no evidence of it being a holiday at all other than there are some oversized spiders hanging from the ceiling and spider webs everywhere. There is also some weirdo that doesn't have … Continue reading Bitter Reasons to be tall
If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
You didn't miss much, just every bit of bitterness I could summon. I'm no bitter wizard, but I did conjure up some Bitterness Words and Pictures this week. I apperated some Bitter Posts. I went on Bitter Strike because if the grocery stores and governments can strike, so can I. Strikes against traffic, meeting strikes, … Continue reading If you missed bitterness this week, your aim was a little off
Fogtober
The phrase Fogtober was coined by some clever Seattle area twitter user who was so fascinated by the fact that we have had 13 straight days of fog in October, that they thought inventing a term for it would be of interest to someone on twitter. Luckily their dreams came true when the weather guys on one of our … Continue reading Fogtober
Bitter Scariness
This is the time of year I dread. People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year. That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness
Strike Bitterness
Yesterday, I went to Safeway at 5:30 am to get some mayonnaise. Actually, Miracle Whip. I like to put fake cheese on bread with preservatives and fake mayonnaise. I am a man of simple, artificial tastes. Some people like "real" cheese and "real" mayonnaise (I'm talking to you dad) on some sort of "real" bad tasting bread. Not … Continue reading Strike Bitterness
In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
It was a busy week on Bitter Street and I know not everyone was up to feeling bitter. Nice things got in the way. Worry though, I mind. So you bitter get in here and check out all the opportunities you had to be bitter. Starting with: I learned by past experience that I have … Continue reading In case you got lost on the internet highway and didn’t find your way to Bitter Street..
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now). But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all)
Whether you missed anything on the blog on purpose or because you are lazy and just didn't feel like it, you may have missed all or some of the bitter things that were posted on here this week. For my inconvenience and your convenience, I am bitterly recapping all the crap stuff that happened both … Continue reading In case you missed Bitterness as much as you missed the Government(ie not at all)
Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
It's Friday again and you know what that means. I am too lazy to write anything, so I just post pictures taken from the internet that make me bitter and comment about them. Today, in honor of my neighbors to the north(not in my neighborhood. They have no honor), Canada, who has an actual government that … Continue reading Canadian Friday Picture Bitterness
From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums. Guess what though, who cares? It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations. I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Bitter Review of the Summer
Contrary to popular belief the summer didn't end when the kids went back to school. Nor did it end when the weather started being rainy, cloudy and coldy. Or when all the over budgeted, under storied movies started leaving the multiplexes. Summer's bitter reign of terror ended when the clock struck midnight and her slipper … Continue reading Bitter Review of the Summer
The Bitter Failure of Sports
One day when I was at home and I got a phone call. I was surprised because I never get phone calls at home, or anywhere else for that matter. I picked up the phone using my most bitter voice, since I was so rudely being interupted from doing nothing. "Hi, this is Chris* from Sports Illustrated … Continue reading The Bitter Failure of Sports
Bitter 5K
One time I had a dream (not an aspiration in life, but the sleeping kind) in which I was being chased by zombies or a generic federal agent (I don't remember. My dreams are so lame, bitter and unremarkable, that I wonder why I bother sleeping at all.). The agent or zombie kept trying to … Continue reading Bitter 5K
In case you missed the Bitterness…
Some Friday Bloopers and Work Advice.... The Inaugural Hall of Bitterness inductees were dishonored in my 200th post.... The US News and World Report Bitterness Best US College was debunked.... Some tweets... https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/378235854252044288 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377866206310461440 https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/377865709629366272 Bitterest comments of the week... If I knew when to quit, I would have died 40 years ago. - Floridaborne … Continue reading In case you missed the Bitterness…
U.S. News and World Report Top US Colleges Bitterness
I was reading the Internet yesterday (I will review this interesting novel when I finish it, I.E. never) and I got to the part where they were reviewing Colleges in the US News and World Report. According to the article there was a huge upset of Harvard by a small private college named Princeton. Seems Harvard … Continue reading U.S. News and World Report Top US Colleges Bitterness
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