Ever since I was a little child, I've always had a deep down bitterness for all things Disney. Fact: The main character of the Disney empire is a mouse. You know, those verminous creatures that eat all your food, poop all over your pantry, and spread all kinds of disease like the black plague? When … Continue reading My Bitter Rivalry with Minnie Mouse
Bitterness
Being a Child Prodigy at Driving is a Bitter Curse
I don't mean to brag (yeah I do) but, I am an awesome driver. Not Nascar/stunt driver type, but the kind that is able to navigate traffic like a freaking boss. (Just so you know, bosses like to yell at their inferiors.) I'm such a good driver, in fact that I can do multiple … Continue reading Being a Child Prodigy at Driving is a Bitter Curse
Overkill Friday Giftures
Ever have one of those weeks where there has been so many things going on that your head is going to explode? I had to go to work ALL 5 days, I had to get off the couch at home like 3 times, and one time I actually had to leave the house. I had … Continue reading Overkill Friday Giftures
I’m not going to post anything today
I know I usually post every Friday with some of your favorite giftures stolen from the web, but yesterday was a whirlwind of insanity called my birthday, and it was a lot more interaction than I'm used to. Every year, for one day, I become the most popular kid in school for a day, just … Continue reading I’m not going to post anything today
42 things I’m Bitter About
Yesterday as I was leaving work, I was absentmindedly strolling to my car, unaware that I was parked right by my co-worker A. I totally forgot why this was a bad thing, until as I went to open the car door, a little too recklessly, I remembered that she has a dog that she … Continue reading 42 things I’m Bitter About
A Bitter Conversation with my Stomach
Just the other day I was taking the morning off from cramming stuff into my piehole, when I heard my stomach rumble. It was quiet at first, but then it started getting louder. I ignored it. Five minutes later, it was scaring the neighbors, but I didn't care. I was ignoring it like I was … Continue reading A Bitter Conversation with my Stomach
Lifetime Network Bitterness
We have a tradition on Sundays. Most every Sunday we get home from Church at about 2 pm, we change quickly into our sweats/jammies, quickly eat everything in the house, and then settle into our spots in our family room(or the TV room). There are 4 chairs and a couch in our living room. … Continue reading Lifetime Network Bitterness
A Big Flop Friday Giftures
For those of you that didn't figure out that my post on Wednesday, April 1st, April Fool's Day, and actually started following my gardening blog, thanks a whole lot. You just made that gardening blog more popular in ONE day, than this bitter blog was in 6 months. That's right. It took the Bitter Blog … Continue reading A Big Flop Friday Giftures
Bitter Reflections
This post is going to be all about me, as usual. But in thinking about myself and how things are going, this post might affect those who read this a little too. I mentioned in an earlier post this week, that our fiscal year end comes to a close and things start slowing down. It … Continue reading Bitter Reflections
My Schizophrenic Week
Today is Monday March 30, 2015, which is significant for several reasons. That means that today and tomorrow are still March. When they(whoever "they" is) say March is mad, they really mean it. For the last 13 years, this has been our fiscal year end which means that everyone is wheeling and dealing and that … Continue reading My Schizophrenic Week
Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures
This week when we went on a walk around the neighborhood and it was a typical Seattle day. 50 degrees. cloudy and raining lightly. I'm not a fan of weather watching...at all. If Global Warming were the Super Bowl and the most watched event ever, I would be like, I'm over here watching the reruns … Continue reading Throwing Bitterness to the Wind Friday Giftures
Restless Bitter Syndrome
So you're going along, watching you favorite TV show, when all of a sudden, the subject changes. Instead of it being a discussion between Jeff and Abed about the difference between pillow forts and blanket forts, some other weirdo starts talking about "a serious disease and how it can be cured, with only minimal … Continue reading Restless Bitter Syndrome
Micro dream bitterness
You know when you are nodding off at work because you stayed up all night doing an important paper for school or taking care of a sick child or getting a phone call from a friend who was in the hospital and you visited them to make sure they were alright? Yeah, me either. If … Continue reading Micro dream bitterness
A Bitter Endorsement from my Famous Friends
I know that none of you are used to being woken up before noon on your day off from your jobs (unless you work on Saturday, in which you have an entirely different reason to be bitter) and your blogs. Well, I'm not used to being woken this early either, thank you very not at … Continue reading A Bitter Endorsement from my Famous Friends
Bitterly Swinging for the Fences Friday Giftures
Yesterday, I was outside because some kid wanted to play baseball in the backyard. Because I was a master of bitter hitting, where I would either hit it straight into someone else's glove or I would completely whiff in embarrassing fashion, he thought I might be able to teach him something. Baseball there is not … Continue reading Bitterly Swinging for the Fences Friday Giftures
Credit Bitterness
All day long at work, I am Santa Claus. Or, more accurately, Bitter Claus. I enter credits. I reign money down upon undeserving corporations like rain comes down on Seattle. I go down people's virtual chimneys and leave the present of credit in their email boxes. Even though most of these corps are naughty, … Continue reading Credit Bitterness
Storage Unit Bitterness
There is the younger and shorter individual in my house that has a philosophy about junk that is broken. You take all the hard earned money of someone else, preferably someone taller and older and you brow beat them into submission until they buy you a new one. If I did happen to like trees … Continue reading Storage Unit Bitterness
Wasted Friday Giftures
I see you none of you missed me on Wednesday. No one sent a get well soon card, a stuffed crust pepperoni, or a thermometer. Remember when I stayed up all night when your blog wasn't feeling well and your computer had some sort of virus and you wanted me to watch it? Yeah, … Continue reading Wasted Friday Giftures
The Bitter Body Betrayal
There's a little day coming up in the not so distant future which often gets overlooked in the pantheon of days of March. There a lot who would think that St. Patrick's Day is the only holiday worth celebrating in March despite that fact that no one actually get to take the day off. If … Continue reading The Bitter Body Betrayal
A Bitter Three Year Old
You know how when you hear a terrible song, and you just can't seem to get it out of your head? Or a jingle from a stupid local car commercial and you want to punch the commercial in the face? You know that three year old kid you see in the store that just won't … Continue reading A Bitter Three Year Old
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