Since it is Friday and November, it is time for people to start thinking about things that they are thankful for. Other people that is. If you know anything about me though, I'm not other people though am I? So, I am going to talk about things I'm not thankful for. My computer... Un-fortune-ate … Continue reading Friday Thankless Giving Pictures
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Bitter Reasons to be tall
I guess today is a holiday, though how would I know it? I'm at work, doing work (well, not right now) and I see no evidence of it being a holiday at all other than there are some oversized spiders hanging from the ceiling and spider webs everywhere. There is also some weirdo that doesn't have … Continue reading Bitter Reasons to be tall
Random Friday Picture Bitterness
Who is bitter that they are at work right now? That's right, this guy(me, Bitter Ben). In order to ease the pain for no one, I continue to post every Friday, pictures stolen from other people for your antimusement. So don't enjoy. Just remember. I SEE BITTER PEOPLE. In America, it isn't always forbidden. We have criminals roaming Hollywood … Continue reading Random Friday Picture Bitterness
From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
I have lived in 40 different years, 5 different decades, two different centuries and 2 separate millenniums. Guess what though, who cares? It's not the years of bitter experience that allows me to be the unique voice of bitterness to youth of today, and the "more experienced" generations. I am the bitter bridge that spans the … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Friday Work Pictures Bitterness
It's the beginning of another bitter day of work and I always like to start my day by saying, "Is it time to go home yet?" I mean really, the only thing I can't stand about my job is the 8 hours of work I have to do every day. And the drive in, where I … Continue reading Friday Work Pictures Bitterness
Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Doesn't it make you bitter when you are trying to take a picture of something and someone photobombs your perfectly terrible and blurry picture? I was trying to take a picture of my toe and this T-shirt totally photobombed my picture. It came out of nowhere, jumped in my photo, acted like a jerk, then left, … Continue reading Bitter Photobombing, Learning and Tables
Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
A few people know that Tuesday is my least favorite day of the week. Every Tuesday things happen at work that suck and make me feel bitter. Stuff like people finally woke from their slumber on Monday and decide to work and when other people work, that makes me have to work and I don't … Continue reading Bitter Tuesday Pictures of the week
Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
I know it has been a hard week for everyone, because blah, blah, blah it is always a hard week for everyone ever. But especially for the readers of this blog who have had to endure so many words these past two posts. So in order to show that I don't care at all, I have … Continue reading Lazy Friday Picture Bitterness
Bittercast
Hello Bitter people or others who have nothing else to do tonight or do, but want to avoid to doing that thing that they have to do. Have I got a thing that you definitely do not want to do. A long time ago, I did a post about Finding a Bitter Rival. It was … Continue reading Bittercast
Random Picture Bitterness
Tuesday is like the Bitter of Flavors. No one likes it and everyone just wants it to go away. For some reason all of our neighborhood kids like to hang out in our house all day, eating all our food, messing up our house, scattering toys everywhere, breaking all our valuables, and then when I get home, none … Continue reading Random Picture Bitterness
Random Acts of Bitterness
Most people I know want to make a difference in their lives. I do too, but between my B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness, my amusement park,Bitterland, this blog, which has the potential to be read by 10's of people, and my Bittertising Agency I have multiple avenues to affect the people of this world. Most people don't have these vast … Continue reading Random Acts of Bitterness
Lazy Saturday Bitterness
I am an ambitious person when it comes to not doing things and being lazy. While I don't have time during the week (Monday-Friday) to do laziness, I do my best to plan for it during work hours. Obviously, I try to keep work to a minimum at my job. No need to get too … Continue reading Lazy Saturday Bitterness
Bitter Awareness Week
This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong. I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am. I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong. Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week
Meeting Bitterness
Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
40 reasons to be Bitter
Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter. Today, I am old and bitter. For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day. In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter
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