Bitter Part Extensions

  I've often talked about my desire to someday become a cyborg. Seriously, who wouldn't want to replace their creaky knees for something metal and mechanical that would only break down if you don't oil it enough. Replace this ailing shoulder with some hardcore vibrainium that is as hard as Captain America's sheild? Sounds good … Continue reading Bitter Part Extensions

Fail Hard 2: Fail Harder

I've been feeling a little down lately.  You know that feeling you get when just feel like you could be so much more?  That feeling where you just aren't living up to your full potential? I've been working my whole life to make a difference and just can't get over this proverbial hump. I just … Continue reading Fail Hard 2: Fail Harder

If I had a Self Driving Car

Google is good for a few things I guess. Like baeing my spelchck, being a Pac-Man emulator in a pinch, helping me remember how to get to Google.com and Facebook.com when I get too lazy, or giving me directions home when my memory loss kicks in.  What were we talking about? Oh yes, and the … Continue reading If I had a Self Driving Car

Line Bitterness

According to the website Mathisfun.com(Mathis might be fun, but math is nothing but pure bitterness), the geometric definition of a line is three things.  1: It has no thickness, 2. It is straight (has no curves) and C. It extends in both directions (it has no end).  I happen to believe that some lines are … Continue reading Line Bitterness

Strike Bitterness

Yesterday, I went to Safeway at 5:30 am to get some mayonnaise.  Actually, Miracle Whip.  I like to put fake cheese on bread with preservatives and fake mayonnaise.  I am a man of simple, artificial tastes.  Some people like "real" cheese and "real" mayonnaise (I'm talking to you dad) on some sort of "real" bad tasting bread.  Not … Continue reading Strike Bitterness

Talking Bitterness

I had my typically bitter Tuesday yesterday.  Even though I am on "vacation", I had to attend two graduations.  And I'm not talking about college or high school.  I'm not even talking B.I.T.T.E.R. school of Bitterness(you degraduate with dishonors there.)  We are talking a graduation from Pre-school and a graduation from a fictional pioneer school … Continue reading Talking Bitterness

Computer Bitterness

There was a time in my life when I was fast.  In seventh grade, I remember running a mile in under six minutes.  In basketball, my sophomore year, I was the fastest guy on the team.  I ran track and mowed the lawn.  It was because I naturally gifted and incredibly in shape.   I was really … Continue reading Computer Bitterness

Bitter Band of the Week

I am lazy.  This should come as quite a shock to everyone but me.  I have been keeping this a secret because it is almost neck and neck or eye to eye (or some other part of me that does comparisons) with my bitterness on my scale of the seven deadly sins list.  Actually it should be 8 deadly sins because … Continue reading Bitter Band of the Week

Doctor Bitterness

Most people would be surprised to know this about me, but I am neither invincible or indestructible.  Because of this, from time to time, I get sick.  Sometimes I even have pain.  I am very bitter about this, but it is something even I have to deal with.  When my drug of choice, Aleve, isn't … Continue reading Doctor Bitterness

Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear

"Love me or hate me, both are in my favor...If you love me, I'll always be in your heart...If you hate me, I'll always be in your mind." Shakespear I think this guy is famous for some play that he was in once so he gets quotes and stuff.  I find this quote quite advantageous … Continue reading Bitter Quote of the Week – Shakespear

New button bitterness

Normally I don't post on Tuesday, because it is my least favorite day of the week, but I have added a page at the top of the screen next to my about button.  The reason I did this is because I have been "nominated" for the internet blog awards that go around like Amway. They … Continue reading New button bitterness