It's that time of the year again. The fake and real spiderwebs are out in force, fake and pumpkin guts are spilled all over and fake and real people are dressed up as fake and real ugly people. This time of year is the time of nightmares. As you can probably imagine, there are … Continue reading My Bitter Nightmare
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The Long Lost Bitter Posts Volume 3
Of all the things I've lost over the years, my mind is the thing that I miss the least. The thing I miss the most is my internet connection. How else am I supposed to post all my bitter thoughts across all kinds of internet platforms, if I only have two bars? Thinking about stuff … Continue reading The Long Lost Bitter Posts Volume 3
Bitter Eye Roll Friday Giftures
A bitter Friday to you, Bitter Stalkers (suggested name of the Bitter Blog followers by Insanitybytes22) out there! Earlier this week I tweeted a tweet about Eye Rolling and my Eye Rolling expertise: https://twitter.com/Benadman/status/521788013844504576 I knew even way back earlier in the week, that eye rolling was destined to be the subject of this week's … Continue reading Bitter Eye Roll Friday Giftures
Language Barrier Bitterness and the Bitter Translator
There are like a thousand different languages being spoken every day. In my office alone, there is English, Spanish, Japanese, Vietnamese, Korean, sarcasm, Texas drawl and the one I speak, Bitterness. Those are just the ones that I can think of. There is also the written languages that can be easily misinterpreted like email, texting, tweeting, Facebooking and … Continue reading Language Barrier Bitterness and the Bitter Translator
Writing Activity p. 25 blog summary
This blogger found and disected the Ben's Bitter Blog for their class. Take a look to see what happened when they put bitterness in a blender and saw what came out.
How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
Welcome to the first bi-annual, monthly weekly conference for Bitter Workaholics Anonymous. I am your keynote speaker, Bitter Ben, and I am a non-recovering non-workaholic. I do my best at work to only focus on the things that are most important at work. Blogging, browsing of the internet, games, texting and catching up on my … Continue reading How to avoid becoming a bitter non-workaholic
The Lost Bitter Posts Volume 2
Because I am a bitter man and a stubborn person, I would much more prefer to get lost on my way somewhere than to ever ask someone for instructions. I have wandered the streets of downtown Seattle aimlessly for hours, got lost in the mountains overnight and even got lost on my way from the … Continue reading The Lost Bitter Posts Volume 2
Messy Freaking Friday Giftures
My desk is a mess, my car is a mess, my clothes are a mess. Even Pigpen thinks I'm a mess. Life is messy that is for sure, but none more than mine. In fact, my hair is so tired of the mess my brain is, that the sides spike out just so they won't have to be … Continue reading Messy Freaking Friday Giftures
Bitter Retirement
I know I look pretty old for a 41 year old, but that's because I'm really only 6. I have lived a hard life of eating food, laying on the couch and pretending to type things at work to make them think I'm working. Ever since I was young, I've always wanted to be … Continue reading Bitter Retirement
The Bitter Truth about My Stats
I bid you a bitter welcome, Bittertarians. Or Bittermaliens. Or Bitter people? I'm not sure what to call you, but you bitter come up with something, because it makes me bitter not knowing what to call you. I'm putting on my Professor Bitter Ben hat so I can be your boring lecturereer for the today. … Continue reading The Bitter Truth about My Stats
The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1
I've been doing this blogging thing for over 2 1/2 years years now, and pretty regularly I might add. When there are so many things I have to be bitter about, there has always been a wealth of subjects to choose from. You've probably read a few posts and cringed thinking "Is it even possible … Continue reading The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1
Crashing into Friday Giftures
Did this week feel like a train wreck in progress to everyone else like it did to me? I don't know if you remember all the way back to Monday, but it was a whole month ago (September) and that is a busy month for my job. It required me to sit at my desk … Continue reading Crashing into Friday Giftures
If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place
I was reading the post of a fellow blogger, Alanna, a couple of weeks ago and she wrote a short post about what she would do if she ruled the world. Of course, I thought it was a great idea for a post so I am stealing it because I don't have any original thought. … Continue reading If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place
Hey Bitter Journal
Hey Bitter Journal (I'm not going to call you a dear, journal) What's up bro? Doing good? No? Yeah me either. Life is pretty bitter these days. All kinds of things are making me bitter lately. As you should know my now, work sucks. You know what is irritating? Besides everything? They expect me to … Continue reading Hey Bitter Journal
Friday Slideday
I declare that it is officially Friday Slideday. That means you are officially invited to slide down a notch whatever it is that you were doing today. So, if you were at a slight 30% capacity on doing work this morning, slide that down a very comfortable and barely functioning 10%. If you … Continue reading Friday Slideday
B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
As you may know if you are savvy at looking at calendars and assessing the difference between days (What's the difference between Monday and Tuesday again?), you would see that it is Thursday. Since I am such an expert at being bitter, and some of my readers really struggle with being such, I thought I … Continue reading B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
Collection bitterness
On Sunday, as is tradition, we were watching some incredibly dull TLC/Home Improvement network/Discovery/Bio network show called Extreme Collections or something. It was about this guy who meets with people that have large collections of things, anywhere from cars to trains to harmonica's or baseball cards. Most people on the show had collected an immense … Continue reading Collection bitterness
Bitterly Bad Decision Monday
I make really bad decisions on a daily basis, but when given two days of "freedom" on the weekend there are even worse decisions made. For instance, this weekend there was the whole sleepover thing that lead to me going to bed at 9:40 pm Friday (the life of an old year old.) This lead me … Continue reading Bitterly Bad Decision Monday
The Bitter Realm Conclusion – The Lost Relics
Cause the third part of the triquel is always the most disappointing.
A nightmare of boredom.
So as you probably don’t remember because it was all the way back in July (I know, a couple of months ago, how is anyone expected to remember that long ago?) I decided to join another realm because I was so sick of this one. If you can’t remember what was going on, I don’t blame you, because I don’t remember either. Since that is the case, both you and I are going to be forced to go back and read Part 1 and Part 2 again if we are ever going to figure out what is going on here. So go back, read those two (or don’t) and here concludes that one time I went to another realm.
An FYI for those lazy people that just couldn’t go back and read Part 1 and 2, I’m in the video game realm and I got assigned to be in the upper…
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The Bitter Realm Part 2
Cause the sequel is always worse.
So, I did a post last week about leaving this realm and going to another because doing stuff in this realm is hard and I’m laaazy. This is the continuation of that post, which bored and astounded no one. If you want something to put you to sleep, read the first part right here. If you want excitement and adventure, stop reading this post 63 words ago.
So, here I am still in this stupid line. They kicked me into the villain line, which was clearly a mistake. Don’t they know who I am on the earth? I’m at least in the top 7 billion for most important and wealthiest people on earth. They need to learn a little respect.
ME: Excuse me person in front of me. Why is it taking so long for me to get entrance in the video game realm? I’m getting really tired of standing. How many are in…
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