As the calendar flips to October, Halloweenites can finally breathe easy with knowledge that they can finally come out of the closet...with their decorations, costumes, candy and fake graveyards. I used to work with a guy that loved Halloween so much, that he said he started working on his costume for Halloween on November 1st. … Continue reading The Upside Downiverse Bitter Friday Giftures
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Halloween Bitter Friday Giftures
Halloween is just around the corner and this may be the scariest year yet, because many places are either cancelling or being told they can't do Halloween. While I'm not a huge Halloween fan, I know many people consider Halloween their favorite holiday. I feel for them and also for society, because when some … Continue reading Halloween Bitter Friday Giftures
Spooky Story Bitter Friday Giftures
I've never been big into the spooky part of Halloween. I will occasionally visit a haunted house or watch a scary movie, but they don't really define the season for me. It isn't those corn mazes or pumpkins that seem to pop up overnight in every field, henhouse, doghouse, and backyard. It isn't the … Continue reading Spooky Story Bitter Friday Giftures
Sneaky Bitter Friday Giftures
When I was getting ready to leave work last night, there was a little paper sign on the door. "Halloween party in the break room at 1:30 pm. Prizes for contests, food, etc." It kind of shocked me, because Halloween just sneaked up on me. Which I know is hard to believe for some … Continue reading Sneaky Bitter Friday Giftures
Scaredy Cat Bitter Friday Giftures
For some reason, around this time of year, fears seem to pop up as an issue. Â People seems to want to talk about their fear of spiders or ghosts or the dark or cholesterol or the way too upbeatness of SpongeBob. Â Maybe it's because Halloween brings the spookiness out of people, or this time … Continue reading Scaredy Cat Bitter Friday Giftures
Funny Blog Friday and Halloween Bitter Giftures
When I first moved to Seattle, my brother in law(and his family) had just moved here too. When he moved to another house, he forgot his valued high school sweatshirt.  So one day, out of the kindness of our hearts (by ours I mean not mine) we brought it back to him. He said he … Continue reading Funny Blog Friday and Halloween Bitter Giftures
In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
I spent all week not working. Okay, I don't work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy. I sent the kids off to school, "allowed" my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home. When someone interrupts my … Continue reading In case you missed it…It was a lazy week
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. … Continue reading Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
November is my bitterest blogging time of the year. There is a little known fact that just about everyone on WordPress is participating in NaNoWriMo, NaBloPoMo, or Movember and I just have one thing to say to all these weirdos. Thanks a whole lot. I mean it. Now that you people will be busy writing … Continue reading In case you missed it…I’m blogging home alone
Bitter Scariness
This is the time of year I dread. People are dressed up in costumes, offices are doing their best to immitate living in an overgrown batcave, and worst of all people are being encouraged to eat differently than other times of the year. That's right, October is the month we celebrate World Vegetarian's Day(at least you … Continue reading Bitter Scariness
Autumn Bitterness
I've heard enough. There are a whole bunch of people out there on WordPress, television, Facebook and of course, the most popular social network, MySpace proclaiming their love of Autumn.  All I know is that at least 7 of my life's top 15 most embarrassing moments are named after this season. You can say about all the nice things … Continue reading Autumn Bitterness
Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
Since it is Friday, I always try to present some pictures of things that make me bitter, like the weather being terrible or my knees hurting yet again(I have a streak of like 20 years going right now).  But this week, since there are only 2 Fridays left before Halloween, I decided to dedicate this Friday's Pictures to things … Continue reading Early Friday Halloween Picture Bitterness
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