Some people are good at acting or singing or making art or accounting. I respect those people for being good at those things. Except for the accountant. Why would you want to be good at numbers? So boorrrinng. The art of creativity is awesome and people should be appreciated for their art whatever that may … Continue reading I am an idiot Bitterness
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Guest Post Bitterness
It has been my dream to be a guest host on the Jay Leno hosted Tonight Show so that the audience has something to laugh about. Not that I am funny at all, but because Jay Leno is not. If I did just one funny thing, it would be way funnier than Jay Leno has ever … Continue reading Guest Post Bitterness
My bitter Brain
I'm fed up. I'm tired of it all. The bossiness, the neediness, the selfishness, the rudeness and the constant joking at my expense. I have been doing what my brain has been telling me for let's see...my whole life. It's time for a change, a revolt, an uprising or a bitter protest. For some reason my brain … Continue reading My bitter Brain
How to waste your entire life Bitterness
If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy. I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience. Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know." So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness
Money Bitterness
When I was but a young budding bitterling in elementary school, I learned about this thing called money. Back then it was just a bunch of semi-silver, copper and green paper. A teacher probably told me that it had a value of some sort and then I probably shrugged and moved on to trading baseball … Continue reading Money Bitterness
Medical Science Bitterness
Not long ago, (last week in fact) I did a post about it being cold out and how when it is cold out, it makes us do crazy things, like sit indoors with other people. For this reason, germs of one person seem to be in the same room as other people and sometimes those … Continue reading Medical Science Bitterness
The Bitter Cold
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I have been outside in a temperature that was colder than you. I know that sounds really lame to some people who live in Arizona or California or Saudi Arabia. Why would you even care? And why would that ever be something to brag about? Well, … Continue reading The Bitter Cold
Bitter thought of the week
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate...before I drench them.
The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
Every once in a while a movie can be magical. You can be completely transported to another place, or time or be another person. I remember the first time I saw the Karate Kid. When I got home my parents couldn't get me to stop karate chopping my brother or stop me from doing that crane move … Continue reading The Bitterest Place on Earth – Disney Studios Edition – Part 5
The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I am okay with paying money for things that are such a great experience that I couldn't recreate them in my backyard or somewhere near home or do for free somewhere. For instance, I'm pretty sure I couldn't build a rollercoaster in my backyard, or visit one for free somewhere. So, I will pay for tickets to go to an … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – Animal Kingdom Edition – Part 2
I’m leaving Bitterness
I'm packing up my bitterness in a suitcase and flying off to someplace a little sunnier. As my parting gift to both of my loyal followers, and coal for those that don't read all the time, or don't enjoy reading it, I am leaving you with one last blog before I do my next blog … Continue reading I’m leaving Bitterness
Sign bitterness
Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look. Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness
Black Friday bitterness
As I spoke previously about my bitterness about holidays and how we don't have enough, I have come to the realization that the reason why we don't have more holidays is because we don't appreciate the ones that we have. Let's face it, how much do we really care about them? I mean … Continue reading Black Friday bitterness
Holiday Bitterness
You can say a lot of negative things about me, because I am a negative and bitter person, but there is one thing that I am good at. I am a hard worker. I make it to work early every day and get sick just as much as other people, but I don't generally call … Continue reading Holiday Bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
Bitter football heading of the week
Don't Crack Now A slumping QB and bitter loss beg the question: Are the once-hot Giants in trouble? Dan Graziano »O'Connor: Eli must rebound »Clayton: Separation Sunday »Luck vs. Tannehill »Week 9 » The answer to that question is I don't care. I could care less about the Giants or the Steelers. What I do … Continue reading Bitter football heading of the week
First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
From loyal bitter blog follower Bitter Bachelor: "Do you remember when you had a best friend, and you use to do everything together? You were both single and enjoying the single life? You did a number of single things together, like talk for hours, go to the movies, hangout out each others house … Continue reading First ever authorized guest bitter poster! Bitter Bachelor!
End of the taped program bitterness
You know what makes me so bitter? I set up a recording on my DVR for a program and then watch it, because you know that is why I recorded it. So I watch the program until the end and it cuts off like 3 seconds before the program ends. This makes me so bitter. … Continue reading End of the taped program bitterness
Debate bitterness
As a casual non observer of both the presidential debates and the VP debates I feel that I am qualified to give you a take on who won. It is because of my experience with gleaning little bits of information from Twitter and comments made on Facebook and of course Wikipedia, that give me a clear … Continue reading Debate bitterness
Comedy bitterness
This may sound like an oxymoron, but I am Bitter about comedy. Maybe it's because I am an old man, or because I associate with a whole bunch of people that aren't funny. And by not funny I mean that they don't think I'm funny. I get that some people don't think I'm funny. My wife gets a pass because she … Continue reading Comedy bitterness
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