Get on the SS Bitter Intensity Train
Things are getting all intense up in here. The NBA playoffs are finally here, crazy things are happening on Season Finale’s all over television, and even WordPress is making some insane decisions. Probably about the time you read this, a post I did on my birthday entitled 41 Reasons to be Bitter will be appearing on the Freshly Pressed page. In fact, things are so intense around the nation, that the snow is even starting to melt in the north and east. It is a crazy train ride, so if you aren’t up for it, you best get off the SS Bitter Intensity Train. For those that are staying on the train, get ready for some Intensely Bitter Friday Giftures.
Teach a kid how to fish…
…nah I’ll teach him how swim.
Too legit…
…too legit to hit. Hey Heeeyyyy….
Don’t sleep on the…
…maaaattressssss!
There is no way I can lose….
…exceeept that way.
Don’t worry, I got this…
…wait, what? No it’s not going in…Oh crap….
Let’s get in the swing of things….
and talk a little smack.
How about some extremely intense…
…pizza throwing.
Is that not enough for you? How about some….
… extreme bike floating.
Still not enough? How about some…
team jump roping.
Well today has been a big flop….
….I feel like I’ve landed flat on my face.
I’m so tired…
…I feel like I’m drifting off…
It is getting so intense around here that I better leave…
…before I explode.
It’s been an intensely bitter week and for that I’m not thankful at all. While everyone looks forward to a weekend filled with merriment and vigor, I plan on sitting on the couch, intensely taking a nap and thinking about all the things that made me bitter and how I can avoid doing any work ever. Bitter chance of that happening.
ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH
Bitterly Intense Ben
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So, you’re bitter about being on Freshly Pressed? Or may I congratulate you?
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The good thing about me is that you can congratulate or not, either way I will be bitter. ARRRGGGHH!
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MAAAAAAATTTTTTTRRRRREEEEESSSSSSS
I’m still laughing over it. XD
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That one cracked me up quite a bit. But not near as much as the MC Hammer one.
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Hi Ben,
Nice to “Cyber” meet you! I found your blog by way of “Freshly Pressed”! OK…..How did you just do that train and ball trick?…LOL. I’m loving reading and seeing your previous posts. I love those who have a sense of “Humor” and are not afraid to POST IT. 🙂
I’m a New Fan & now following. I have to say, the 2 ladies on the bikes & the moving mattress is my favorite! I love watching the people face expressions when they get scared! Classic.
Have a good weekend!
Author, Cat Lyon 🙂
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Well, you can look forward to seeing gifs posts like this every Friday. Outside of that, you never know what you are gonna get.
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“Intense” was the absolute correct word here, haha!
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I guess you have to be intense if you want to be a famous gif.
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I was reviewing my settings for getting new posts from my Reader and here WordPress somehow reset some of my follows so I was not getting notified of certain sites’ new activity, including yours. Now THAT makes me BITTER. And it’s Friday. So I must be REAL BITTER.
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Being bitter on Friday is the hardest of any day of the week. But I manage.
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That’s a sweet-a$$ pizza throw, hands down. But all those dudes jumping rope? Ew, it’s like the anti-aphrodisiac.
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What you don’t want join in that fray? There were so many choices for you.
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Dear Bitterly Intense Ben,
I was looking forward to your Friday GIF post since I discovered it last week – You did not disappoint. I think your bitterness is pleasant & quite enjoy it. Keep up the bitter work & enjoy those naps.
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Now that seems like a lot of waiting. It seems like I need a nap after every one of those Friday posts. I think I will just start taking them under my desk.
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That GIF with the gymnastics spotter…if you listen REALLY carefully, you can hear him yell, “PSYCH!!!” She probably dumped him for a steroid pumped up Russian weightlifter just before she went out to compete.
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I guess that guy is as bitter about his job as I am. In that case, I totally get it.
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If you approve the first comment, could you please edit the “t” from the word fort?
My Klout score might plummet otherwise.
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I wish I knew how to edit. Sorry. I guess you Klout score is going down, just like me apperantly.
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Congrats Ben!
Do you make these GIFs yourself?
Can you share the recipe fort the secret sauce?
I asked another blogger how he made the cool images he featured, and he responded “I use my hands”.
So helpful 😀
If I had a bitter list, that answer would make the cut.
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Nope. I just go to websites that specialize in them. There a bunch out there. Just go to google and type in gifs. Some of my favorite are gifstache.com, lolgifs.com and several others. You just right click, save to your pictures or other folders then include them in your post using “add media”.
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I’m going to start referring to you as the GIF God. I’m amazed at your ability to find these GIFs every single Friday. I have yet to see one reused. This week my favorite is the goalie. It’s such a flop on his part its funny and embarrassing. Congrats on your Fresh Pressed Status! That means you officially are big deal.
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I know. Especially when I film them all myself. I guess it is better to be known for something than nothing. Though being known for bitter is pretty good too.
Yep, I’ve made it. I think I will go on a world tour now.
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I love too legit. hehe
http://www.awordofsubstance.wordpress.com
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I guess he didn’t want to quit.
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I LOVE the MC Hammer gif. #2legit2quit
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Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt Em. Uh, too late. Never mind.
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lmao…
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That sounds pretty painful.
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I’m pretty sure that pizza one is from some kind of Chinese or Japanese game show. They have better TV than us over there.
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No joke. We tried to have our people go over there for that one show, but we weren’t cool enough to keep it going. It was fun to see American’s suffer the humiliations.
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