In case you missed the laziness.
I spent all week not working. Okay, I don’t work most weeks, but this one happened to be where I was at home being lazy. I sent the kids off to school, “allowed” my wife to go shopping and I killed some alien lizards with chainsaws, because they invaded my home. When someone interrupts my laziness, they should know that I’m going to use chainsaw. Crazy thing is, my Xbox controller was like a remote control for the chainsaw gun. Just like the lizard aliens, my blog posts never went away.
For instance:
Since I am an expert in Bitterly Disappointing People and also being Disappointed, I decided to share with others how that can be pulled off.
Thanksgiving is coming up and you have some long lines to look backward to. Black Friday lines, traffic lines, being in a line up for looting in your Black Friday Debacle. Read more about that in Line Bitterness.
My regular Picture Friday was about pictures that showed things that I’m most not Thankful for in Friday Thankless Giving Bitterness.
I didn’t tweet because I was lazy, but I did some tweets a long time ago.
Ben Gardner Did you know that it takes two to make a thing go right and to make it out of sight?
One time I put Baby in the corner.
I eat salad everyday and I am still gaining weight. It must be the brownie dressing I am using.
Some bonus pictures for the week:
Okay, I promise I will have a burger.
Can I have my Cherry Limeade back Mr. Bottlecap?
I’ll finish the caption later.
Wanna come to a party where I can avoid talking to you?
Well, that was enough work for the week. I’m going to go back to my lazy comfort zone. Have a bitter weekend doing whatever productive things you are doing. Or if you did something particularly lazy, share with the rest of the Bitter class.
Arrrgghhhh
Bitter Missed Ben
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For a bitter person, you sure do get a LOT of work done. Teach us your tricks oh bitter guru!
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What I do is hire a lot of typists and creatives to do my blog for me, while I take all the credit. Of course when I say I hire people, I mean I find people to do my stuff for free while I sit on the couch.
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I feel so enlightened. I even have a few suckers I’m going to approach. Thank you bitter master!
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What you do is not approach them, but just walk up to them and tell them that they are working for you and they better get working on your next post.
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Walk? That sounds like too much work. Surely you’ve figured out a couch to employee equation
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Remote control robot contacts them.
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It all makes sense to me now!
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There’s some bitter learning for you.
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you , put baby in the corner?
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Yep. Don’t mess with me, baby.
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no one can put baby in the corner, except you.
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With a dunce cap and everything.
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do they still make dunce caps?
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I could. Just need a big piece of paper and a permanent marker.
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you are so talented.
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At doing crap.
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no at LOL & eating & crafts
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at being bitter and not crafts.
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making dunce caps isn’t a craft?
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no just a way to fold paper.
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so i can make one too,if i can fold?
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possibly. Just need to get a book to teach you how.
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a book? i thought it was easy.wait, why would i want to make a dunce cap.who would i put it on
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I like the “shut up, eat your salad and be sad” ecard. Might have to borrow that line.
Jealous of the fact that you’ve been on your couch all week. I continue having to not-work while AT work. *sigh*
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Some people get really jealous of my laying on the couch, but really it is a lot of work to be as lazy as I am and still make it look so easy.
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I’d like to hear more about the time you put Baby in the corner.
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It was quite embarrasing for Baby. She should have known not to mess around in class. She looked funny with the dunce hat on too.
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Love the cartoons. Although they seem more snarky than bitter. Maybe that’s just another place on the same continuum?
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Continuum is such a big word. Does it mean bitter?
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in your case, yes
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Thanks for saving me from all the work of looking up that word.
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Wow dude. You’re on fire. In a bitter sort of way. This is some very nice stand-up.
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Fire would warm me up a little but my cold bitter heart would remain.
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Where can I get that brownie dressing??
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Send me lots of money and I will send you some.
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