Bitter News from the Couch #8

Yes, it is Sunday afternoon and you have nothing else to do. TV is getting old and you are tired of the kids. Escape to the computer room so you can watch the news. But not the same, boring, dull stuff that you keep seeing on your computer screen, but the entertaining, yet bitter news … Continue reading Bitter News from the Couch #8

Bitter Part Extensions

  I've often talked about my desire to someday become a cyborg. Seriously, who wouldn't want to replace their creaky knees for something metal and mechanical that would only break down if you don't oil it enough. Replace this ailing shoulder with some hardcore vibrainium that is as hard as Captain America's sheild? Sounds good … Continue reading Bitter Part Extensions

Bitter Copywriter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qutU-XiAzFg&t=9s You know how most people when they are young have no idea what they want to be when they grow up? Except maybe that they wanted to be a movie star, or a fire fighter, or a ballerina? Surprisingly, I knew exactly what I wanted to be when I grew up. I remember the … Continue reading Bitter Copywriter

Bitter Rivalry of the Week – Nephew vs. Nephew

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7xG9TfteJ0 I've talked a lot about football lately, which is kind of crazy to me, because I only have a passing interest in it.  I enjoy watching the long pass plays, but you know the thing about football? Pro football is owned by billionaires, played my millionaires, and fantasy played by thousandaires. I get them … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week – Nephew vs. Nephew

In case you missed it…This will help you forget

Don't you hate when you forget something?  For me, it is either my wallet, phone, keys, 3DS, or that today is Monday. You on the other hand, may have forgotten to read some of my bitter posts.  Here is my unhandy guide to going back into the past and doing something you will regret. I … Continue reading In case you missed it…This will help you forget

Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YMNslVwrqM This week has felt really heavy, with 9/11 occuring and me staring off into the abyss at work yesterday.  It gets a little tiring being bitter about work and tragedy, so I think I will move on to bigger and bitter stuff.  It's Freakin Friday(the 13th) so I think I will be bitter about lighter things like … Continue reading Friday Bloopers and Work Advice Bitterness

Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)

As a lifelong ignorer of news, I usually have no idea what is happening in Bosnia or Washington DC or even Seattle.  Sure I've heard of the occasional Disney princess (Miley Virus anyone?) going awry or the forecast of an actual sunny day in Seattle, but the news interferes with me playing video games or napping, which are way more … Continue reading Bitter Entertainment News (B.E.N.)

Random Picture Bitterness

Tuesday is like the Bitter of Flavors. No one likes it and everyone just wants it to go away. For some reason all of our neighborhood kids like to hang out in our house all day, eating all our food, messing up our house, scattering toys everywhere, breaking all our valuables, and then when I get home, none … Continue reading Random Picture Bitterness

Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)

My bitterness goes to places most people don't even think about.  But, people can relate to me because I am also bitter about common things that everyone is bitter about too.  For instance, I am the most bitter about the day we all call Tuesday, but I am also bitter about Mondays as well, like most … Continue reading Bitter Pictures of the Early Part of the Week (or Monday as I like to call it)

Remote Control Bitterness

As a fan of Adam Sandler's bitterly winning performances in such classics as Grown Ups, Gilmore Girls and Billy Madison, I'm clearly a fan of quality comedy.  However a film he did several years ago, Click, was one that I had a hard time with. At first glance, it appeared like Click was right on formula with … Continue reading Remote Control Bitterness

Bitter Awareness Week

This morning I woke with a start from my normal nightmaring, because I felt like something was wrong.  I looked at my alarm clock and it said 4:42 am.  I missed my alarm. That is why things felt so wrong.  Adreneline kicked in and I rushed to take a quick shower and then promptly went back … Continue reading Bitter Awareness Week