Get Hooked on Friday Giftures

You know how when you first start reading this blog, you can't turn away because it is such a train wreck that you can't stop reading it?  And then you wait for the next one in the next hour and it just never comes and you can't concentrate on anything else? I'm sorry to tell you, that you … Continue reading Get Hooked on Friday Giftures

My terrible interview with James Lipton on Inside the Bitter Actor’s Studio

As you may know, I was recently preparing my speech for my nomination to get into the Bitter Hall of Fame.  Though I was nominated, I didn't get in.  As per normal, I got within in one vote of getting in and I blame the people who don't follow my blog.  To say I am bitter about it is an … Continue reading My terrible interview with James Lipton on Inside the Bitter Actor’s Studio

100th blog post bitterness

It all started out with a dream.  It was a bitter dream, but nonetheless a good bitter dream.  I wanted to show that everywhere you look, everywhere you are, everyone you know, there is something bitter to be about.  I know I have just scratched the surface of the bitterness in this world, but I … Continue reading 100th blog post bitterness

Valentine’s Day Bitterness

I wasn't going to post anything today because I did something yesterday and two posts on consecutive days.  Aahh....too much.  But I couldn't let this day go by without professing my love...for Dwight's bitterness.  I can't hold it back anymore.  I want to shout it to the world.  I want everyone to know that he … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Bitterness

Evil Genius Bitterness

As an evil genius who is also bitter I am always looking for minions, but lately I haven't been able to find the quality of minnions that is required to do all my work while I laugh maniacally.  My old channels of finding minnions just isn't working out so I decided to try the old … Continue reading Evil Genius Bitterness

How to waste your entire life Bitterness

  If there is something that I am good at besides being bitter about something all the time, it is being lazy.   I'm not as good as I used to be, but I have lots of experience.  Someone that is probably smart once said "Write what you know."  So of course, I write this blog … Continue reading How to waste your entire life Bitterness

Kid Show Parent bitterness

As a lazy person trapped in an efficient world, I have always appreciated the media for it's ability to make me look like I care about stuff while just sitting and staring at things.  For instance, I have this computer that I sit at and if I just get this focused look on my face, type … Continue reading Kid Show Parent bitterness

Halloween Bitterness

Halloween, the bitterest of holidays.  Halloween is according to many resources the one that we all spend the most money on.   Not sure what the appeal is, maybe wearing a costume makes you feel like another person for a day.  Maybe it is the fact that you can eat candy and be on a sugar high … Continue reading Halloween Bitterness

Airplane bitterness

I am so bitter about airplanes.  Everyone says "Yeah! They are a modern miracle that moves us at somewhere near the speed of sound!" or "Yeah I don't have to drive an insane 3000 miles to get to Florida!"  What airplanes don't think about is that maybe I want to go slower than the speed of sound!  … Continue reading Airplane bitterness