Swift Kick in the Bitter Friday Giftures


I don’t know if you know it, but your teenager does and they will tell you about it Swiftly. Taylor Swift dropped a surprise album last night, which has kind of become a little trendy for the big singers. I’m sure if I dropped a surprise album last night, it would still be a surprise several decades ago.

I guess there were two ways to react to the pandemic when it started four months ago. You could be like Swifty and get to work on a surprise album, or you could find it a way to be lazy. I wish I was in the latter group, but unfortunately, I had two kids that didn’t want to do school work and I was trying to start my own business in a time when people didn’t want or couldn’t pay to be customers. So, while I wanted to be the lazy, I ended up being more busy than ever. My freaking bitter luck.

Let’s just move on to the Bitter Friday Giftures.

Dang right…


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…I do.

I can’t seem to even…

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…catch anything in my mouth.

Things seem…

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…to collapse on me at the wrong time.

Just when things seem like they can’t get worse…

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…they work harder at getting that way.

At that point…

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…I just give up and try less hard.

Then I do my best to…

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…try to make it worse.

I take my eye…

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…off the ball.

I get a little…

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I start…

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…losing my grip.

And I start getting…

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…in my own way.

So cue it up…

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…and just get on the 8 ball. 

Cause it is going to be bad…

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…no matter how hard I try.

I would say to try to work harder, but it doesn’t matter how hard you work, it isn’t going to happen for you. The American dream is for suckers and people that inherit money from their rich uncles.



Bitter Swift Kick in the Bitter Ben


6 thoughts on “Swift Kick in the Bitter Friday Giftures

  1. Well, you’re not alone. I was starting my own business when this pandemic hit and the world became the unknown—drive blind syfy episode of sink or swim without water. I’m swimming with a smile, hope you are with your family too.


      • Cheers, my friend to figuring it out and let usl lift our glass to help those who are struggling. I love your blog, it’s very different. I’ll be reading along and if there’s anything I can do let me know.. (: Have a super week.


        • Thank you so much. It’s definitely different. I wish I had more time to spend on it, because I used to post 2-3 times a week and it was even more different before. I know what you are saying though. I do hope people find a way to get back to regular work and regular lives soon.


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