The reason I started this blog was because I was muy frustrado with the way my job was going. As an introvert and a customer service rep that hated the phone and talking on it, and a guy that detests hearing other people complain, I needed a place to put my frustration. Ironically, all I … Continue reading A Bitter Galaxy Far Away
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Bitter Brick Wall
In order to build a wall you need hard work, determination, drive and I think materials. I don't have any of those things. When you are bitter like me, you will sometimes attract people that are happy that want to try to change you. Usually people like that do a lot of talking. I know lots … Continue reading Bitter Brick Wall
My Bitter Fetch Quest
Everyone has a place where they go to escape the bitterness of everyday life. Some people like to go shopping, some are really good at taking a naps (obviously, duh) and other people like to spend time in the great outdoors(I still haven't figured out what is so Great about them). My escape is … Continue reading My Bitter Fetch Quest
Micro dream bitterness
You know when you are nodding off at work because you stayed up all night doing an important paper for school or taking care of a sick child or getting a phone call from a friend who was in the hospital and you visited them to make sure they were alright? Yeah, me either. If … Continue reading Micro dream bitterness
The Keys to Becoming a Better Bitterer
As the internet's number 2(because who is more bitter than someone who is only second best) leading expert in Bitterness, I have not once been asked to give a lecture or speech on how it is done. When I figured out that people had absolutely no desire to learn the bitter trade, that is when … Continue reading The Keys to Becoming a Better Bitterer
In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys
Lot's of people got shiny and new stuff in the last few days. Shininess and brightness can be distracting as babies and cats know. Even I get distracted by laser pointers. I've been known to chase them from time to time (meaning always). By chase I mean with my eyes. And by lasers I mean … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were playing with your shiny new toys
Bitter Anticipation
It is days like this, the day after a vacation, holiday or break when I don't feel like working, moving or even breathing, or days like this that feel like a combination of the listlessness of Monday, the overwhelmingness of Tuesday, and the desperation of Thursday, that I realize why I am such a bitter time off anticipator. Call … Continue reading Bitter Anticipation
Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
For some reason this time of year seems to be busier than almost every other time of the year. There seems to be all kinds of parties, get togethers, gatherings at malls, and tidings of bitter cheer on Facebook. How is a guy supposed to slack off at work when more people seem to be demanding that things … Continue reading Friday Picture Busy Bitterness
Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Thanksgiving time is upon us, which means that most people will either take advantage of other people's hospitality and eat their food, take up space on their couch and leave way later than they should have leaving nothing but turkey bones and leftover scents(not the potporri variety) or they will have to host someone who … Continue reading Bitter Things that Won’t Go Away
Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
In case you are really bad at looking at calendars or bad at realizing how people seem to be dressed in casual jeans instead of their normally dapper attire, it is Friday. A day in which, I like to post blantantly stolen pictures from the internet and loosely relate them to how bitter I am. … Continue reading Bitter Vacation Friday Pictures
Bitter Review of the Summer
Contrary to popular belief the summer didn't end when the kids went back to school. Nor did it end when the weather started being rainy, cloudy and coldy. Or when all the over budgeted, under storied movies started leaving the multiplexes. Summer's bitter reign of terror ended when the clock struck midnight and her slipper … Continue reading Bitter Review of the Summer
Super Bitterness for real
I am so bitter that my Android phone posted that Super Bitterness before I was ready to post. Arrrghhh! Now I am Super Bitter at my phone and WordPress for allowing my phone to post something before it was ready. So without further ado, here is the first paragraph that you have already read, with … Continue reading Super Bitterness for real
Post Office Bitterness
I am off this week from work and school and I have no extravagant plans. I'm not going to Bitterland, I don't have any B.I.T.T.E.R. School of Bitterness classes or even a trip to Hawaii. I'm not even on what the idiots call the Staycation, where you wander around your own town in search of … Continue reading Post Office Bitterness
Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
The bitter picture of the week is for me. As a Phd in bitterology, I took a lot of classes in things I didn't want to take, like for instance, all of them. I took classes in small talk, phone ettiquette, and politeness, interviewing and job hunting, and traffic. I excelled in getting bitter in all … Continue reading Bitter Pill Pictures of the Week
Door Bitterness
I would like to apologize for yesterday's post. As I tweeted yesterday, if that post were a hit TV show, that would have been the moment that the show jumped the shark. It was rushed, and unimaginative and my bitter post made even me bitter. You know that expression, "When one door closes another windows opens?" If I was in charge of … Continue reading Door Bitterness
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