I know I look pretty old for a 41 year old, but that's because I'm really only 6. I have lived a hard life of eating food, laying on the couch and pretending to type things at work to make them think I'm working. Ever since I was young, I've always wanted to be … Continue reading Bitter Retirement
Laziness
The Bitter Truth about My Stats
I bid you a bitter welcome, Bittertarians. Or Bittermaliens. Or Bitter people? I'm not sure what to call you, but you bitter come up with something, because it makes me bitter not knowing what to call you. I'm putting on my Professor Bitter Ben hat so I can be your boring lecturereer for the today. … Continue reading The Bitter Truth about My Stats
The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1
I've been doing this blogging thing for over 2 1/2 years years now, and pretty regularly I might add. When there are so many things I have to be bitter about, there has always been a wealth of subjects to choose from. You've probably read a few posts and cringed thinking "Is it even possible … Continue reading The Lost Bitter Blog Posts Volume 1
Crashing into Friday Giftures
Did this week feel like a train wreck in progress to everyone else like it did to me? I don't know if you remember all the way back to Monday, but it was a whole month ago (September) and that is a busy month for my job. It required me to sit at my desk … Continue reading Crashing into Friday Giftures
If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place
I was reading the post of a fellow blogger, Alanna, a couple of weeks ago and she wrote a short post about what she would do if she ruled the world. Of course, I thought it was a great idea for a post so I am stealing it because I don't have any original thought. … Continue reading If I ruled the world…it would be a Bitter Place
Hey Bitter Journal
Hey Bitter Journal (I'm not going to call you a dear, journal) What's up bro? Doing good? No? Yeah me either. Life is pretty bitter these days. All kinds of things are making me bitter lately. As you should know my now, work sucks. You know what is irritating? Besides everything? They expect me to … Continue reading Hey Bitter Journal
Friday Slideday
I declare that it is officially Friday Slideday. That means you are officially invited to slide down a notch whatever it is that you were doing today. So, if you were at a slight 30% capacity on doing work this morning, slide that down a very comfortable and barely functioning 10%. If you … Continue reading Friday Slideday
B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
As you may know if you are savvy at looking at calendars and assessing the difference between days (What's the difference between Monday and Tuesday again?), you would see that it is Thursday. Since I am such an expert at being bitter, and some of my readers really struggle with being such, I thought I … Continue reading B.A.T. (Bitter Advice Thursday)
Collection bitterness
On Sunday, as is tradition, we were watching some incredibly dull TLC/Home Improvement network/Discovery/Bio network show called Extreme Collections or something. It was about this guy who meets with people that have large collections of things, anywhere from cars to trains to harmonica's or baseball cards. Most people on the show had collected an immense … Continue reading Collection bitterness
Bitterly Bad Decision Monday
I make really bad decisions on a daily basis, but when given two days of "freedom" on the weekend there are even worse decisions made. For instance, this weekend there was the whole sleepover thing that lead to me going to bed at 9:40 pm Friday (the life of an old year old.) This lead me … Continue reading Bitterly Bad Decision Monday
Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays
If you have read the internet in the last few weeks, you know there is a new fad going around. It involves movies, TV and Youtube videos. For some reason, people get busy doing work, going to school functions like school curriculum night or shopping for food and other unimportant tasks. Poor, sad, cleverly written … Continue reading Spoiler Warnings Bitter Fridays
The Bitter Realm Conclusion – The Lost Relics
So as you probably don't remember because it was all the way back in July (I know, a couple of months ago, how is anyone expected to remember that long ago?) I decided to join another realm because I was so sick of this one. If you can't remember what was going on, I don't blame … Continue reading The Bitter Realm Conclusion – The Lost Relics
Guardians of the Bendramada Galaxy
I'm sure you've all seen the recent Marvel movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, which is about a small team of unlikely and really bitter idiots superheros that somehow come together AS A TEAM to save the Galaxy from getting destroyed by some random evil villain like person. I figure if those idiots could save the ENTIRE GALAXY, that I … Continue reading Guardians of the Bendramada Galaxy
Monday Morning Bitterness
Just like everyone else, I just can't believe the weekend is over and I have to return to the scene of the crime, I mean work. If I have to be here, I might as well make all the of you miserable, by making a heavy sigh, Hhhhhhh, and rubbing my eyes, reh er reh er, … Continue reading Monday Morning Bitterness
Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures
Just the other day I realized that jettisoned is one of my favorite new words. Probably because of what it means, or at least what I thought it meant. I thought it was some general word about getting rid of something in your life to lighten your load. But then I had to go to … Continue reading Jettisoned Bitter Friday Pictures
Some amount of reasons why swimming makes me bitter
I spent a lot of time this summer swimming in pools. We went from water parks with amusement park rides, to water parks with lazy rivers to a pool that just had a diving board. Several of those times we ended up getting wet. In fact, did you know that when you go swimming, … Continue reading Some amount of reasons why swimming makes me bitter
From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Let me just say this so you can be bitter at me. The post you are going to read below (or not) was from almost a year ago. I am both too lazy and also too busy to do something new today, so just deal with it. Also, just so you know, most of you … Continue reading From the BitterBenzoac Era to the Bitter Twitter Era
Keep Calm and Remain Bitter
Oh..hey. What's up? Just a little reminder...whether your wi-fi isn't working, your in-laws are in town, or your back hurts because you fell off your roof trying to take down your old satellite and a bear appeared along with a honeycomb of bees and scared the crap out of you...you should remain bitter. Whether … Continue reading Keep Calm and Remain Bitter
Smash Mouth Bitter Giftures
I like to break stuff. Sometimes I do it unintentionally like when I step on my sunglasses or drop my Ipod, or accidentally break a window when I hit a baseball so far that it breaks windows two houses down. Just kidding I suck at baseball, but I do break windows. What is way more … Continue reading Smash Mouth Bitter Giftures
The Rise of the Blanket Fort
When I dream, I often dream big. In the literal sense. Back when I was in school, I would have these dreams about this ginormous school that had 8,000 classes and that would take a speed train just to get from one class to the other. The lockers were the size of a house … Continue reading The Rise of the Blanket Fort
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