Okay everyone, meeting in the conference room, 5 minutes. Alright is everyone here? Fantastic. Today's meeting is to discuss further the meaning of a meeting. You know that expression "Unnecessary is the mother of all meetings?" No? Well, it's new. I just made it up. It's also true and it is the bitter topic of the … Continue reading Meeting Bitterness
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Bitter Contest Loser
Remember when I decided to do a Bitter contest where you could win something? Last week or the week before or something? Well I rang up the results of those who actually entered and I did some math and found through my amazing..ly horrible math skills that we are all losers of the contest. Mostly … Continue reading Bitter Contest Loser
Mailman Bitterness
I appreciate my mailman's efficiency. If I wouldn't have locked the door, he wouldn't have had to pummel the glass to get in to give me my junk mail, worthless magazine, and monthly eviction notice. I keep getting these crazy telephone calls at 2 in the morning from a guy name Biff that says something … Continue reading Mailman Bitterness
Bitter Yardwork
The weekend. A time where you stop working and relax and spend time with your family. Go to a movie or relax on a hammock, sit around and watch TV and lay on the couch. That kind of thing. Whatever I do, I make sure not to exert any effort. Cause you know effort means … Continue reading Bitter Yardwork
Riot Bitterness
Yesterday was supposed to be a riot. But not the kind that actually happened. After working for 12 hours on Tuesday to close out the month of April, I was looking forward to being lazy yesterday. At work, I was able to succeed at that, and it was also a day to celebrate my son's 5 … Continue reading Riot Bitterness
Bitter Pic of the week
I love the end of the month, because it is a way where we can all come together and assign tasks to each that we have been procrastinating for the whole month. I think it brings us father apart as friends and family and co-workers. I like to think of the last day of the month, … Continue reading Bitter Pic of the week
Bitter Contest Where you could win something
I have long been a fan of the lottery and it's miniscule chances to win billions of dollars. I am a sucker for not buying lottery tickets and hoping to win the big prize. Bitterly, I haven't won yet and I blame the system for not allowing me to win it just by wishing and … Continue reading Bitter Contest Where you could win something
