Super Bowl of Chili

Today is the big game! Get your chili, your cheesy fries, and your couch ready because football's ultimate game is today. We could talk about the millions of pounds of food consumed. We could talk about all the millions of dollars spent on gambling and prop bets (those weird ones like what color will Justin … Continue reading Super Bowl of Chili

Ninja Escape Bitterness

Last weekend I died.  Don't worry, it didn't hurt too much.  Amazingly, I can still blog from the great beyond.  You are probably all so excited to hear about that. I know I owe you an explanation, but I don't always pay people what I owe right away.  Perhaps, if you send a pizza my … Continue reading Ninja Escape Bitterness

Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Order vs. Chaos

Whenever I take a shower, I put on my shampoo, which then seems to form some sort of thinking cap, because all my bitterly terrible ideas start flowing out.  All the ideas sound brilliant at the time, but then as soon as I dry off or start writing them down, start not making sense anymore. … Continue reading Bitter Rivalry of the Week: Order vs. Chaos

The Bitter Groundhog

Let's face it. The groundhog is famous for only two things.  Every February they are known for disappointing millions of people by seeing their shadow or not seeing their shadow(whichever one it is, I don't think anyone knows) and predicting that we have 6 more weeks of winter.  Though if you want to be disappointed … Continue reading The Bitter Groundhog

How to Have a Super Bitter Bowl

Hello from Seattle, where in a days time, the whole city will be rioting. Either because the Seahawks won the Super Bowl, or because they didn't.  Or they because the grass is too green in the downtown parks or because the mandatory 5th break per hour isn't being honored by the union, or because some … Continue reading How to Have a Super Bitter Bowl

Monday Night football referee bitterness

As some of you might have seen, there was a football game last night.  Sometimes they decide to break from the normal of playing on Sundays and play a game on Mondays.  Why?  Who knows.  Football is such a rigid and rules based league.  Every little thing you do wrong is penalized.  So anyways, the … Continue reading Monday Night football referee bitterness