Growing Corn Friday Giftures

  I was born in Southern California close to a tiny town called Los Angeles and lived there for 6 years during, you know, my formative years. Then we moved to the New York area, an even smaller podunk town called NYC. Luckily, we got out of those lands of opportunity and moved to South … Continue reading Growing Corn Friday Giftures

It is Snow Cold

For those of you who don't know anything about me, I grew up in South Dakota. If you've never heard of it, it is South of North Dakota, which is different than North Carolina. It is located in the middle of the country and has less people in the whole state than most minor cities. … Continue reading It is Snow Cold

Being a Child Prodigy at Driving is a Bitter Curse

  I don't mean to brag (yeah I do) but, I am an awesome driver.  Not Nascar/stunt driver type, but the kind that is able to navigate traffic like a freaking boss.  (Just so you know, bosses like to yell at their inferiors.) I'm such a good driver, in fact that I can do multiple … Continue reading Being a Child Prodigy at Driving is a Bitter Curse

The Personal Space Debate Bitterness

As the rise in popularity of comic book movies like the Green Lantern, Daredevil and Ghost Rider, bitter debates have naturally occured between the different heroes and superheroes.  Blogs, Facebook and Twitter are aflutter about the merits of what hero is better at what.  Who is more devil-like, Daredevil or Ghost Rider?  Who is greener, Green Lantern … Continue reading The Personal Space Debate Bitterness

Bitter Bucket List

Yesterday when I was giving our ditch a haircut and experiencing this weird sensation called pain(I'm never going to do this work thing again), I realized I was going to eventually kick the bucket(the stupid bucket keeps appearing in our yard somehow and I'm pretty clumsy). I've heard of a thing called a Bucket List … Continue reading Bitter Bucket List

40 reasons to be Bitter

Yesterday I was 39 years old and bitter.  Today, I am old and bitter.  For those of you who are smart (actually if you were smart you wouldn't follow this bitter blog) you would have deduced that yesterday was the day before my birthday, making today....the next day.  In honor of a day that now … Continue reading 40 reasons to be Bitter