I used to care about famous people. I looked up to them because they could memorize lines or dribble basketballs really well. Then I grew up and realized that most of them were just really suck. Most of them either got lucky, focused maniacally on one thing in detriment to anything else in their lives, … Continue reading Life Gifing Bitter Friday Gifs
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Towel A Ban Bitter Friday Giftures
Today, I'm going to go all Seinfeld on you. I know it similar to some of the plots of many of the Seinfeld shows, but who is in charge of the automatic towel dispensers in the bathroom? Some of them roll out a red carpet below your feet before they stop dispensing. Others, like … Continue reading Towel A Ban Bitter Friday Giftures
Let’s Play Jeopardy Friday Giftures
So I have a Jeopardy question for you. Oh, wait they don't do questions. Well too bad. I do things differently around here. So suck, it Trabek. Do you know what the Sunshine State is? If you guessed Florida, you are right. And probably from there. But did you also know that unofficially it is … Continue reading Let’s Play Jeopardy Friday Giftures
Groundhog’s bitterness
Some of you who were born before Bill Murray's Groundhog's Day movie came out in 1993 won't recall this, but before then, Groundhog's day was not known as a day that repeats itself, but a day that was famous for a rodent. Kind of like Disneyland. Let's be honest. When's the last time the hog … Continue reading Groundhog’s bitterness
Revenge of the Giftitures
My entire life and I assume everyone else's, people have been mean. That is thing about us humans. We have an innate desire to be mean. The way you react to people shows the type of person you are. Most people do their best to turn the other cheek or discuss their feelings with someone about how the mean thing makes … Continue reading Revenge of the Giftitures
Friday Giftures and Goal Disappointment
It is Friday and things have been a little too ambitious up in here. For instance, I hear the weather in the vortexy area of the United States is working overtime stacking two inches of fat stacks of white frozen angel water upon the grounds of Georgia. When even weather is trying to meet goals, it … Continue reading Friday Giftures and Goal Disappointment
Face Punching Bitter Friday Pictures
If this week had a face I would punch it. Co-workers talking to me, bosses demanding I do actual work, drivers on the freeway asking that I pay attention to the road at least 25% of the time...It has been brutal. Since I have no boxing experience and never got into any brawls other than the one where someone punched … Continue reading Face Punching Bitter Friday Pictures
Bitter Failure Friday Pictures
This week has been nothing but failures all around. For instance, today should be Saturday and I've been having a case of clinomania. I mentioned moving earlier in the week to a new building for work. Everything related to that went as bitterly as possible. It's too hot here, the water isn't hot enough to use in my oatmeal, my back … Continue reading Bitter Failure Friday Pictures
2014 Retrospective and Friday Giftures
It's been a crazy year, 2014, and I think that today, January 10th is a good time to reflect back on what a crappy year it was. I can barely remember any good movies, music, or quite frankly moments at all. Like I guess New Year's was an okay day because I didn't have to … Continue reading 2014 Retrospective and Friday Giftures
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