I don't know if it is on purpose that it happens to us this way, but every time we've got a new automobile into our family, it's because of the use of force. What I mean is this. The car we were previously using was going to pot and we had to get a new … Continue reading The Car Conundrum Bitter Friday Giftures
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Cars are judgy
I spend a lot of time judging people. It's okay though, because I'm old and I've seen a lot of bitter things happen, so I'm qualified to be able to do it. Besides, people judge me all the time, so it's totally okay. Also I keep all my judgements to myself. Oh wait except for … Continue reading Cars are judgy
Bitter Bullied Ben
Admit it. When you were bullied as a kid, you saw Karate Kid and immediately asked your mom if you could sign up for karate. She said no, but you were determined to learn so you went upstairs, and put on a white lab coat, found your mom's black neckerchief and tied it around you … Continue reading Bitter Bullied Ben
Trial and Error bitterness
There have been some great combinations in the history of combinations. There was Tango and Cash of the movie Tango and Cash. There is the Reese's Peanut Butter claim of chocolate and peanut butter being a good combination. How about a locker and a combination lock? There is Romeo and Juliet, a combination of opposing families … Continue reading Trial and Error bitterness
I am an idiot Bitterness
Some people are good at acting or singing or making art or accounting. I respect those people for being good at those things. Except for the accountant. Why would you want to be good at numbers? So boorrrinng. The art of creativity is awesome and people should be appreciated for their art whatever that may … Continue reading I am an idiot Bitterness
My bitter Brain
I'm fed up. I'm tired of it all. The bossiness, the neediness, the selfishness, the rudeness and the constant joking at my expense. I have been doing what my brain has been telling me for let's see...my whole life. It's time for a change, a revolt, an uprising or a bitter protest. For some reason my brain … Continue reading My bitter Brain
The Bitter Cold
I don't mean to brag, but I'm pretty sure I have been outside in a temperature that was colder than you. I know that sounds really lame to some people who live in Arizona or California or Saudi Arabia. Why would you even care? And why would that ever be something to brag about? Well, … Continue reading The Bitter Cold
Bitter thought of the week
You want to know what makes me so bitter? When it is raining down so hard that there are huge puddles on the street next to the sidewalk. I am just about to go medievel on one when I see a person walking on the sidewalk and it makes me hesitate...before I drench them.
The bitterest place on earth – The Magic Kingdom Edition – Part 1
Homer had his Odessy, Neo had his Matrix, Marty McFly had his Back to the Future adventure, I have had had my Disney excursion. Each of them learned something. I don't know what Homer learned because that was a long time ago and I forgot. Neo learned that the only way to change the Matrix … Continue reading The bitterest place on earth – The Magic Kingdom Edition – Part 1
Sign bitterness
Everyday I drive to work there are like a million signs(I started a count and by the end I just estimated) everywhere I look. Sometimes while I drive I get so busy texting or reading my email that I don't have time to look up and ignore them, but the number of them are just mind boggling(or is … Continue reading Sign bitterness
Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
I watch a lot of television because it is a diversion. It distracts me from being productive and efficient and worthwhile. Anything that can distract me from doing something is a good thing. I want to thank Filo T. Farnsworth and others who helped pioneer television and of course all the networks for paying for all … Continue reading Advertising bitterness (Bittertising!)
Airplane bitterness
I am so bitter about airplanes. Everyone says "Yeah! They are a modern miracle that moves us at somewhere near the speed of sound!" or "Yeah I don't have to drive an insane 3000 miles to get to Florida!" What airplanes don't think about is that maybe I want to go slower than the speed of sound! … Continue reading Airplane bitterness
The bitter Batman
Batman makes me so bitter. I've got a beef with Mr. Bruce Wayne/Dark Knight man. Look Mr. Wayne, I get that you are bitter like me. Your parents were shot right in front of you. That would be pretty tragic. But let's be honest. You have a lot of things to not be bitter about. He has pretty … Continue reading The bitter Batman
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