Break stuff Friday Giftures

As you all know, this week sucked bananas(this phrase courtesy of Lil Rants over at her blog Lil Rants). Why you ask? Must you even ask? I didn't have pizza every single day, the naps were far too sparse, and my back(along with every other part of me) was a little sick and tired of … Continue reading Break stuff Friday Giftures

How to Stage a Bittervention

The holidays are a hotbed of people being excited, happy to see each other, warm fires, fun chats with family and friends. The cold, hard reality is that you will be surround by insanely happy people.  Don't worry, I know how hard this can be. Happy people are a really buzzkill to the gloomy, sad, … Continue reading How to Stage a Bittervention

In case you missed it…because you needed more things to add to your busy life

Whether you were doing chores, overindulging on Easter candy or spending too much time watching the NBA Playoffs, cutting the grass, going grocery shopping or catching up on all your family arguments or being lazy ignoring all the things you have to do, you were busy the last two weeks.  I was so busy doing … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you needed more things to add to your busy life

In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season

There was a time about 13 years ago, when there was a baseball team worth following in this town called the Mariners.  They were in the midst of taking a very specific type of steroids that caused them to be able to hit a baseball out of the the baseball park, and pitch fast enough … Continue reading In case you missed it…because you were busy ignoring the opening of baseball season

Bitter Advertising Slogans

      I am a liar.  Every. Single. Day.  Every day, someone asks me how I'm doing and I almost always reply, "Good." or "Fine." when I should always be saying, "Bitter.  How bouch you?" to which they will probably reply, "Good." or "Fine." which is an even a bigger lie or "Can't complain." What … Continue reading Bitter Advertising Slogans

Lego Bitterness

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtu62Gklgso When I was in my formative toy playing years (1973-1987 uh...2014), I was a huge, unapologetic Transformer fanboy.  No need to be a hater or jealous. I would probably still have a Generation 1 Optimus Prime in mint condition in the box(worth $550 on ebay) had I not pulled Optimus Prime out of the … Continue reading Lego Bitterness

In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week

Clearly there is nothing on TV tonight, especially if you are looking for some Sunday night football related television programming.  I think there is an animal show about some horses and a bird from the sea, and then later there was someone playing from Mars and a red hot chili peppers eating contest somewhere, but … Continue reading In Case you Missed It…Because you were trying to find something Super to watch this week